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• Happy Halloween (10/31/09) [View | Hide]

  Trick or Treat.... I wanna dress up in a costume like this and go door to door.... i could use the helmet to collect candy in... or u could just drop it down my drawers.... ooops...what drawers ?? Id be sporting Commando :) ready to trick or treat a waiting hole to some dick.... some gay men totally love halloween.... i think its totally way cooler than pride... ........ take these guys for instance... im gonna give em 5 moments of fame.... i think they're funny as fuck when high as a kite like i said... when ur high as a kite.... this is the part where u should be high.... dude.... i get a feeling alot of u who read the blog arent really stoners.... i think some of u guys just cum here for the porn.... like im almost mainstream.... i did a little experiment.... i havent blogged intentionally for over half a month.... that and i wasnt feeling overly creative.... and im still getting 6000 hits a day !! fuck.... i think thats pretty fucking cool.... im not exactly Perez Hilton.... but who the fuck would ever aspire to be that fat bitchy cunt.... oh fuck... im probably opening myself up to a lawsuit.... bad boy.... bad bad boy BonedNstoned... dont say those mean mean things about Perez Hilton... he's not a dirty pig like u.... he just looks like swine.... fuck.... this is damn good weed dude.... lol hold onto ur pants bro... go take a piss now b4 u piss ur pants like i did earlier.... ive got a few Halloween trailers to share for u..... polish off ur roaches & enjoy :) Muah ha ha i've been watching Saw trailers for the last hour and i almost shit my pants.... im such a suck when it cums to horror flicks.... last time i recall going to the movies and watching the remake of Texas Chainsaw Massacre, i was clinging onto my date for dear life and screaming like a chick.... yeah... i can scream like a chick too.... most of my friends get a good laugh in, just watching me shit my pants.... oh well..... think its time to stir the dick in my pants... Trick or Treat... smell my feet... give me something good to eat... spread that hole... like a whore... while i shove it in some more :)

• Back to Business... (9/30/09) [View | Hide]

  well piggies... i knows its been awhile... i told u i was quitting smoking.... and ive barely lit a joint in a month either... well... im lying... i had some to last a couple days... dental procedure... a friend was kind enough to give me some... im such a baby when it cums to the dentist.... but there is no fucking way im going into the dentist sober.... ive gotta be stone fuckin stoned.... a buddy later asked me if i scored some Laughing Gas... alas no... i kinda think the dentist knew i was stoned... answering every question with an "uh huh" all glass eyed, sorta gave it away... that, and i was laughing like a hyena watching South Park while the fat cunt fiddled away on a filling... but i did score 20 toothbrushes and 5 tubes of toothpaste... now... some of you may call it stealing.... but when u goto the dentist's bathroom, and he's got a box of them sitting beside the can open... and i just happened to have my gym bag with me... and i figured out the fucker charges me more than he should be... well... thats no excuse... i confess... i took the cheap ass toothbrushes !! Yes... it was me motherfuckers!! i took em all... fucking fat cunt dentist... its like going to the self checkout at the supermarket... i buy the most expensive tomatoes... and i punch in the code for the cheapest ones... please.... they're tempting me with corruption.... its not like a whole supermarket chain is gonna go bust cause of little ol' me saving a few pennies.... they're the stupid asses who put trust in the customer to punch in the produce codes... not my problem i happen to be a dumb blonde and i punch in the wrong one... oops :) so lets just say if any of you happen to drop by for a spliff or a drinkey... ur more than welcum to help urself to a toothbrush... its the least i could do for a fuck... cause if there's anything i cant stand in a man... its bad breath... funny thing... the last set of boyfriends always told me i never had bad breath.... cause i always told em' about theirs... while they usually told me my armpits smelled sweaty... honey... i know how to use a stick of deoderant... i just choose not to slather it on 24-7 at least my teeth will never rot... -------------------------------------------------- so i had a bit of pot for a couple days.... but i didnt feel like blogging... and most of you come here to jack off... i dont see any of you knocking on my door offering me a joint... mabey if some of my friends did, i wouldnt be such a cunt.... that and i made a promise not to blog sober... ....so why am i here? well... i may not necessarily be stoned... but im under the influence of sleeping pills and red wine... and my head is fucking spinning... cant sleep... i was hoping a good jack off would do the trick so here i am... so ive gone thru half a bottle... its really quite good.... its some fruity Argentinian shiraz... quite nice... makes the sleeping pills go down nice... well... lets do what we're all here to do.... Back to Business folks... There should be enough video there to last awhile.... or U Can Suck My Balls Mr.Garrison !! nitey nite :)

• Lite Up... (8/29/09) [View | Hide]

  Lite up and enjoy the tunes dude... get those headphones out... Because this is it... im fucking thru with this shit.... im quitting... i cant do it anymore... i just wanna end it all... Im about to light up my last ciggie i wanna enjoy it... so i got really fucking high... to celebrate the occassion... i just threw the empty pack across the room and started stomping on it.... i dont know what came over me... ive never done that b4... mabey that means its over.. fuck... nasty habits die hard.... we've all got our vices right ? some drink... some smoke... some lite up pot... some do a little more... some suck n fuck... and dance to the beat of the drums... while others beat n jerk it... to the beat of their cock... yeah... nasty habits do die hard... i have so many, i could do with one less... im off to score some dick or hole at the gym... here... i scored u pigs some hot porn... Polish off that roach and continue... For more hot vids... Check out: Ruffkin http://www.ruffkin.com bb4bbmen http://www.bb4bbmen.net BarebackBastards http://www.barebackbastards.com All u gotta do is sign up... and its all free... U can find my profile on all of those sites... And remember to contribute if you download or find a hot flick... do your part... and shoot ur spunk into the mix :) Dont be a hog...pass around the joint dude. someone. Lite me Up...

• Testing, Testing... (8/24/09) [View | Hide]

  oink oink... oink oink... oink oink... OINK OINK !!! Testing...testing... the emergency broadcast system... testing the boundaries... testing the limits.... so my summer is pretty much over pigs... im back at work for the fall season... long long hours ahead... so just before the last long stretch off... i decided to hit the beach... and a buddy of mine came to join me... toronto beach culture is fucking lame-O. but it was a fun day with good company... so after a long hot day on the beach... cruisin men, smokin dope, and cooling off in the frigid lake... we ended up at his place chillin on the patio... nice way to end the night... little did i know i was gonna get raped... little did i know... the fun part was the spontanaeity of it... and the fact we were drunk and high as fuck... why pass out on the couch watching a movie... when u can fuck :) it was a bit of a blur for me... my buddy is pretty hot... nice guy... 10 years my senior... fit... with a nice fat dick... oh that dick... its fuckin delish... especially after i swallow it whole after it cums outta my ass... oh yeah... its been a long while ive taken a good dickin... and been a submissive bitch... he fucking pounded and pounded and pounded and pounded and pounded my ass.... fuuuuuuuck !! it was fuckin good dude.... my ass totally opened up, and it was a slosh slosh sloshin good time... and it tasted really fuckin good... fuck when ur high and you've got the pasties, you'll lick at anything to drink... cummy dick... wet hole... swallowing gobs of spit... yeah... it was a pretty piggy fuck... Testing, testing.... 1... 2... 3... i thinks my ass is hungry for more dicks...

• Extreme Heat Alert (8/18/09) [View | Hide]

  piggies, piggies, piggies... fuck me... i just got this new batch of weed... and its fuckin ace.. wow... i say... Toronto weed is starting to be just as good as Holland's... this new stuff gives me so much energy, i ended up mowing 4 lawns yesterday, outta the blue after borrowing the landlords mower... one of those manual push ones... got outside shirtless in a tight pair of addidas jogging shorts...and went fucking wild on everyones lawn... The neighbours were looking out their windows in shock... I had emerged from the batcave... the landlord even cums out and gives me a few cold drinks... passerby's are walking by, admiring my tan... ahhh... a nice summer day.... so.. the pot... dude... its some of the best shit ive ever had... and its makes u horny as fuck... i dunno if its the extreme heat xxx="http://www.gayforit.com/nvplayer.swf?config=http://www.gayforit.com/nuevo/econfig.php?key=2bb16c654383299bc774" width="570" height="380" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" />

• Cirque du Coq (8/15/09) [View | Hide]

  so i just got home from a Comedy club... friends birthday... fuck... i have too many Leo and Cancer friends... everyone wants to gorge out on sushi for their birthdays this year. Jeezus fuckin christ... if i see another piece of sushi this summer im gonna become an Unagi roll and drown myself in a vat of soy sauce !! so.. Comedy club... a chain of them is called Yuk Yuk's... they usually bring in the better comedians... or so i thought.... The host was i think Canada's 1st and only openly gay male comedian... cute kid actually... whitey as they cum... and kinda funny... i think i im funnier than him... thats how comedians get my respect... if their funnier than me... then their good :) im a tough crowd... u gotta be really fucking good at joking around to get my attention... u gotta be cynical... or dark... or dirty... or just plain silly... thats how u get a laugh outta people.... so the gay kid is ok... he's got the str8 crowd laughing... (and its better than Bruno, just got a "chinese copy" of it ...that movie is a fucking joke... and seriously... Sasha Baron Cohen... need i say more ? :) so after 10 mins, he introduces the 1st act... and up cums this Geek... like Nerd Supremo... and he starts doing a jiggy hokey dance on stage... and his routine was mostly done on a CD voiceover while he "intentionaly" lip cinqued... and one of his comedy routines involved a Math Quiz with a tape recorder... the crowd was awestruck... at the amazing genius... of the Geek of Comedy... OMG... if i ever looked that bad on stage...id seriously want you guys to throw tomatoes at me... id appreciate the gesture... fuck... the look on my butchy russian friend sitting across from me was priceless... she looked at him the same way she looks at me when she's angry... like she wanted to commit murder... lol haha that was a funny... get it... its all about the comedy... or is it... mabey sometimes its just about the sex... cause i gotta say... i was famished when i showed up for dinner... that sushi really did hit the spot.... i had spent the last hour pounding the fuck out of some hot daddy hole (42 y/o to be exact), .... nothing spectacular... just some plain ol, wam bam, thank you man, sorta hook up. took a quick piss on my way out the door... nipple pinch and quick peck at the lips... and off and away... dontcha wish when u went out to see a show or have a drink at the bar, u could see some real live porn ? like, not guys doing it in a dark corner or darkroom of a bar. i mean... like a real, live sex show... with professional actors on stage... who will fuck... scream...suck... swallow... lick, prick and dick on stage... just like he would shooting it on film in a studio or set ? id pay to see that shit... real live porn theater... ...and im not talking about the lame ass porn theatre in amsterdam... im talking like taking Treasure Island Media, Live on Stage. Cirque du Soleil. But call it Cirque Du Coq... i kinda like that... Cirque Du Coq.... Yuk Yuk ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 1st Act.... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- 2nd Act.... ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- and our Headliner...

• Mamma Mia !! (8/12/09) [View | Hide]

  ok pigs... apparently some of u r just a bit too touchy about the subject of race... listen... the reality is... racism is rampant in our society, and most people hide or mask it to appear more socially acceptable. In private circles...most people r fucking racist as hell... so... if u were offended by me calling a CheapJewWhore...well, a cheap Jew whore... why dont we just call the guy Joshua. that sounds pretty fucking biblical... so in reference to my last post... i threw CheapWhore Joshua 3 dollars worth of bus change... is that better? does that make it all sound nicer... fuck so any reference to paki's and the Paki Taxi Driver's son, will now be known as Ahmed Salam's.... i met some dude on the beach today actually... he looked like an Ahmed Salam... but instead he was a Wop... oops... sorry i did it again... sorry... i didnt mean Wop... I meant Luigi... Mamma Mia !! fuck me someone cum wash my mouth out with soap !!

• Clean n'Go. Me Amigo. (8/11/09) [View | Hide]

  Take a toke dude.... and enjoy the tunes.... i luv waking up in the morning to a nice sunny bright day.... birds chirping... and house music playing in the background.... i leave it on constantly... so like fuck... its finally stopped raining !! every fuckin day... rain rain rain !!! like what the fuck dude... we've been having torential monsoon downpours here all month... i feel like i live in a dingy metal shack... water dripping from everywhere...paint bubbling on the walls... chunks of tree outside the front door. I fucking swear lightning hit my place dude... My roomate had a friend over...and it literally shook us both out of bed... we ended up rolling a skinny with a spanish coffee for the hangover, and ended up cuddling watching lighning bolts hit all the trees in the distance, listening to the pitter patter of metal pots dripping behind us. Oh fuck... i gotta move outta this cave... I need a better kennel... something bright... spacious... minimalist.... with a sling hanging... i need a sling room... yeah... my next space will have play in mind... can the floors handle a little piss? is there enough privacy outdoors on the patio? can i supersize the tub ? will the walls contain yelling, moaning, and screaming ? and... the sling room.... i've always wanted a little gym/yoga/sling room... Throw in a weight set... a large wrestling mat and my pilates ball... a flat screen tv for music or porn... and hang a sling from the corner ceiling... presto... Gym/Yoga/Wrestling/Fuck room... its perfect. ok... so fuck....where was i..... its finally a nice fuckin day.... think im headed to the beach.... it'll be dead too... its a fuckin tuesday... so if anyone there is worth fooling around with, ill have some privacy... one thing about the nude beach here in toronto, is its crawling with fugglies... that walk around naked and wag their dicks around... ill be lying in the sand... tanning my buns, listening to some tunes... and all these wrinkly 60 year olds walk by wagging their dicks around... jeezus... oh... interuption... the mail man is here....and he's not cute at all... he looks like a polish homer simpson... where's the regular guy ?? ---------------------------------------------------------------------- i got distracted by a little porn... sorry dude... ok... ive packed all my shit for the beach... lets see if i have it all... mexican beach blanket...check... towel... check... xtra Che Guevera tshirt...check... lotion and spf.... raybans, pink bic lighter and joint...check... 4 cans of Budweiser and an Energy Rockstar chillin in the freezer... poppers, lube, and a cockring... fuck im biking guys... the boys get kinda mushed on the seat... some munchies... pretzel bites, cashews, and sour gummies... oh...and i can see them sticking outta my bag... Clean n' Go wipes... fuck... i luv clean n go Dude.. its awesome... i usually keep em in the car.... so after im done playing in the park... or after i get outta the bars n shit... i can hop in the car...and wipe off all the sticky cum n lube off me... especially if ur headed to work, or out to meet friends its essential.... Clean n Go... i should do commercial advertising... ive got the voice and face for it :) so last nite, i hit some of the trails down by the waterfront... but it was fuckin dead... and the mosquitoes were nasty.. i was fuckin bitten up n down my body... and i hate treading thru spider webs... its the most fucking annoying thing...especially when ur high... so i hop into the batmobile...or grandpa... or muffy... i give the bitch a different name every month... she's running like a jem right now... better than ever before... so now its the Batmobile... u know...my car's actually a virgin eh? ive never fucked in my car... ive jerked off and sucked dick in my car... but never fucked... i really hate car sex... the space is limiting... but sex outside a car... now i have no problem with that... or a convertible... i totally dig open top vehicles... or pickup trucks... u can totally fuck on them...in them..on top of em... whatever ! i got a girlfriend with a nice Audi leather seated convertible... the bitch luvs gettin fucked in it... and i luv riding in the back ! so these trails were lame.. so i hop in the batmobile and hit the highway... windows rolled down.... house music blarring... me...flying high... dude... no worries.. i actually drive much better and safer stoned... im more of a crazy maniac behind the wheel sober... so i hit this cruising area off the highway thats tucked into the valley... i luv biking and cruising the trails in the valley... lotta hot boys in the valley... i drive around...and this one lot was empty... ive tapped some ass there... so i drive to another lot thats more lit... i gotta say about 8 cars were there... so i light up my roach and chill to the music... then i see a hot punky guy comming outta the bush and walking towards this Jetta parked beside me... and then i nearly choked... its a buddy of mine... im actually not fazed... i know he's a bit of a pig... and probably a pot head too... but he looked so freaked out... i just pretended to talk on my cell phone so that he wouldnt have to approach me.... he hopped in his car and sped off... LOL we both have a very close mutual friend... and ive caught him lurking around b4...and he probably thinks im gonna blab on him... dude... fuck... i couldnt care less... ...but i can so tell he wants to suck my dick... i might even bump into him on the beach today... he's always there... so after he takes off... a black guy and some paki cum outta the bush... i wait for them to flee and then head in myself... but it was sooo fucking dark, i couldnt see shit baked... and this wasnt a regular hangout out of mine... so i dont know the trails good... i hop back in the car... and by then, there were only 2 or 3 cars left... i drive to an open field nearby and light up a smoke outside the car... it was so fucking dark, u could barely see a couple feet in front of u... so i walk around the batmobile...and this guy is standing beside a tree....he looked pretty fit and young... so i get closer and get a good look at him... he looks like a cute little lumberjack... he's wearing cargo shorts... hiking shoes...backpack, baseball cap... fleece sweater with a tight white tee underneath.... looked 24 years old... scruffy blond beard... Woof !! A valley boy. he feels my rock hard dick and gets down on his knees and starts sucking it... he uses lots of spit, so it feels really good... but he used some teeth too...and i fuckin hate that... he could really deep throat it nice though... his dick was small.... hot woofy kid... but a dissapointing dick... poor guy... his girlfriend is probably getting banged up by some other punk im sure... and he was kinda goofy... asking me all these questions between him sucking my dick, or me sucking on his cute lips... he was a great kisser... it was like high school makeout... us jacking our dicks... sucking face... and playing with his sweaty hole, which he loved...moaning like a dog... so i pushed him down to the dirt when i was close and shot a huge load over his tongue and face... he lapped up as much cum as he could.... i pull him back up...and continue the make out session...tasting my load... it was kinda salty... not bad... i was more in the mood for sweets... so me and the lumberjack kid part ways... i hop back in the car... and what do i do... Clean n Go... wipe, wipe... all better :) hop over to the 24 hr supermarket and get some munchies... a precooked rotiserrie chicken. $9.99 ....who doesnt luv rotiesserie chicken... a pack of chewy sour candies. $2.29 ..for those sweet n sour cravings.... one large carton milk. $5.29 one box of Fruity - O's (cheaper Fruit loops) $ 2.99 ...and only one 20$ bill in my pocket... fuck !! i avoid taking the wallet with me when i go out hunting the trails... so i just had some cash and a licence... fuck no Fruit Loops...damn... ok... now i hear thunder outside... Like what the FUCK !! can i not have one bloody fucking day of sunshine !!! fuck this city !! if its not feezing...its humid...if its not raining...its snowing... if its not foggy...its grey and overcast... toronto is not a Sunshine Destination... Attention all Pigs... if u were planning a trip here... dont sweat the SPF... u dont fucking need it... but dont forget the Bug Spray... i guess a bottle of Tag would do just fine... and always travel with some Clean n'Go :) ---------------------------------------- Warning... This vid is a little sick... but i had to post it when i saw Brad Maguire was in it... i dont get the hole "brown" thing... some guys dig it... but what turns me on more about this clip.. is the fact that these pigs are so turned on and into it... umm... and remember Clean n'Go. Me Amigo. Clean n'fuckin Go !!

• ...for our Feature Presentaion ! (7/31/09) [View | Hide]

  what am i still doing in the city?? i should be camping, or parting it up someplace... its a long weekend here in toronto... so here i am, blogging...like WTF right ? its precicely 6:00 am, dark, but the sky is glowing orange and a nice blamy 16 degrees celcius... so what the fuck am i doing up at 6am u ask?? well... for starters, i havent slept a wink... ive been hazed on leaf all day. U know when u buy a new laundry detergent and u luv to smell it like poppers the 1st time u use it. or when u find a strange pair of underwear, and u sniff em to check if their clean...and when u smell some piss or cum on them, u just keep on sniffing them like u were visiting Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory. Well, when i open a fresh bag of weed... i tend to overindulge the 1st day...ok, and mabey the 2nd... its like putting a nice bowl of triple chocolate ice cream with blueberries on top in front of me during a nice hot summer day. Give a dog a bone, and he's bound to bite it :) ....ok, im not gonna blog on my vacation fucking now... im gonna blog fresh... europe is hazy today, so it'll be hazy tomorrow... so im supposed to be outta town right... but i had to run a bunch of errands and needed some R & R time to just chill since returning back to work... so i decided to stay put tonite... updated some blog shit.... pay some bills... log onto bbrt... check the facebook mail... put out the garbage...make some din din... asian dumplings and edamame beans... yes... how Yoga eco-stoner Healthy. Listen, ill be eating garbage camping for the next 2 days... all Pigs need the proper nutrients !! Then i washed down 2 bowls of cereal with a scoop of ice cream...That was the pot kicking in....so im thinking fuck this pot...its gonna pudge me up if i dont cut back some... so i light me up some more leaf... and head out for a jog... the sun is fading... the garden sprinklers r comming on... the city is pretty dead on long weekends... most people take off for the cottage or the lake or someplace other than this bleak humid city. so i hit some cruising grounds 15 mins into my jog... so what do i do... i light up... fuck me... Jogging and lighting up a joint while im stretching... fuck... they dont come as fucked as me... i notice some guys lurking around... but not much... so i drift into the bush and then realize i cant see shit... the spotlights from nearby headlamps is too weak....and their's no Moonlight tonite... oh SHIT !! im stoned, dizzy, and can barely see fuck... i bet i was walking around aimlessly, pushing branches, spider webs and leaves outta my face for 20 mins. if u had night vision goggles, im sure i would have been a fucking hoot to watch. so i find myself back to a mainlit path, and just light up again... You'd think id learnt my lesson the 1st time !! no.. its the Willy Wonka effect...thats what i call it.... like dude... when ur boned n stoned, just go with the flow... that and for some reason, the more pot i smoked, the more fluorescent the bush became...and i could see the trails and paths more clearly... dude, it was almost like an LSD trip.... so i stumble over these 2 guys... i kinda give em their distance...and slowly approach... i could barely see shit, but they continued sucking cock, so i guess they didnt mind... and well frankly... i was the hottest shit in the park that night... im sorry... i dont always think im the hottest shit... i hate walking into a bar full of muscled effeminate muscle mary's full of attitude... but if ur taking a walk in the park, and everyone is just kinda blah and average looking and doesnt really stir ur dick, well...ur probably the hottest piece of ass there :) so.. the guy getting sucked is young n tall from what i can tell, and the guy on his knees looks youngish and white, but i cant tell...he sees my throbing hard dick and dives in for a taste... he's actually a pretty good cocksucker... so i force him to deep throat my dick... then buddy's... then back to mine... till he's gagging...and buddy luvs the way im forcing him, so he starts getting verbal with him too... well, cocksucker gets up, and i get a good look at his face and cringe... he wasnt fugly.... but he looked like a 40'something piece of trailer trash and spoke like one... well that ruined it for me... so i wander off... and bump into this latino like looking dude... he starts giving me head and he's really fucking good at it... i was face fucking him for ages...so i feel up his little culo, and he's got this smooth tight ass, and he likes getting his pucker played with so i spit on my fingers and feel up his hole... he's totally into it, but i think he blew a load when i started rubbing my dick up against his ass, cause then he got soft, his dick felt slick... so he gets back down on his knees and starts to suck me again... but i was done with him... i cant stand guys who cum that quickly... jeezus, i hadnt even sucked his dick... so then i light me a smoke... and this weird looking guy cums up to me... he's like the Taxi Driver's son... he was in this long sleave dress shirt with khakis on, and wore this ridiculous looking hat... im generally not attracted to Indians or East Asians, unless they act really "white", dress "white", and arent too Paki looking...know what i mean ? so this dude is like the closet case Paki toronto Taxi Driver's son cruising the bush... so i ignore him... then he approaches...and tries to touch me... and im like "Back the fuck off pak !!" and im sure i looked pretty icked out... so what do these icky guys do? they lurk around more... he comes back up to me, and im like dude, back the fuck off !! so i walk away... and they follow and lurk... he swoops in again and talks to me in some broken paki-english giberish...and i push him off me this time, throw him against a tree, and threaten to put a gihad up his ass... he sorta stumbled away like a child with no money at the candy store.... fuck... later pako !! i dont mean to sound racist... but i dont have to fuck with every pak, jap, spic, kiwi, brit, jew, wop, afro, tsar, gimp, or Abdul either. just because ur white, doesnt mean id fuck any of you... god only knows there's alot of fugly white guys around too... so... who do i bump into in the bush... a Uki... tall, muscled...wearing camouflage shorts and hiking boots with blong hair... fuck, i hit me some soviet dick... so he bums a smoke off me... we start chatting... and i start feeling up his dick... he's got a nice package...so i take him into some brush... pull down his pants and start licking and sucking his creamy hard shaft... nice 7-8 incher on him.... yummy... he goes down for my dick... but he cant suck dick for shit... so i get soft... and then paki Taxi Driver's son starts circling us like a vulture... eventually walking right past us, when i sorta subconsciously pushed out my arm, causing him to fall onto a bush and stumble away cursing the day he met me... LOL !!! i was done with Uki... too bad i didnt feel like bottoming, i woulda taken his nuclear soviet torpedoes up my stern... but he didnt look like he was gonna share his Chala buns either, so i took off... i let my high wind down in the bush a bit longer and then headed for the jog back... well... i didnt jog... dude... stoned... just a sweaty power walk... so i hit a nice protein shake with juice... and im so horned up... i get online... blah blah blah blah blah.... i stroke out a load watching some hot porn... and head to bed... but no... no sleep... just horny... who says the wolves still dont howl with no moon? so i get back online... light me a little leaf, thinking... fuck, if anything, this shit should be help me pass out... so i chat with a cpl late nite piggies... one of em is from outta town...staying at a downtown hotel. tells me he's got 2 loads up his ass so i put on my sweaty jogging clothes... ...and i realize i pulled off the perfect decoy outfit for a downtown hotel fuck... if i get questioned at the door, ill just say i went out for a jog, and my girlfriend is upstairs waiting for me with the key (wink at the concierge)... and on the way out the door... u look like a regular hotel patron, heading out for a jog.... problem is, u cant pull that shit off here in the winter... ur wrapped up in coats, boots, hats and mitts... everyone looks ridiculous showing up for fucks in the winter... the fun part about winter, is u can make stripping off the layers the fun part... peeling each layer off slowly.... summer time... fuck... whip off the tanktop and shorts, and ur fucking Nekkid !! ------------------------------------- ok... its precicely 7am now... and sunny see how long it takes to write ?? all that took an hour... non-stop....not even a pee brake !! ok and im starting to poop out... i needs me a nap... so i get to the cumsluts hotel... cruise in the front revolving doors....hop in an elevator cab, and upstairs we go...and i look around the elevator for a camera... i adjust my cock anyways and feel it up... i couldnt care less if i was being watched... so i get to the door.... i told him to leave it ajar.. but i guess its hard in a big hotel... last time id been to that one, i fucked some flight attendent... or did he fuck me? i cant recall... oh well... so buddy opens up... he looks cool, gottee, mod hairy, whitey...and i can tell he's a pig... so he shows me in... and hops into bed... i just rub my dick, poke out my middle finger and becon him towards my dick... he crawls back to the foot of the bed and starts sucking my dick... and fuck... was he good... perfect pressure, lots of spit... no biting... and swallows it hole... just the way i like my big dick sucked... just the way i like to suck dick :) after a few mins of skull fucking and throat reaming... he was slobbering lots and gagging all the time, so it just made the skull fuck hotter... i felt up his ass, and started to work it open... spit on it... found some lube on the nightstand... squirt some on his hole... some on the dick... and slide that fucker in... i gave him a pretty hard ride.... musta fucked him 6 different ways, just pounding on his ass forever... i was fucking him for at least an hour... and im surprised he could take it... id pull out and make him suck my dick...and shove it back in his ass... i wasnt being overly aggressive... i just wanted a hole to get off in... and this guy def knew how to use his. i threw him on an armchair facing the window and pounded away at his ass from behind... the sky slowly getting lighter with every couple of thrusts... i could see the lights turning on in other buildings and offices across the street... and i wonder if they can see us fucking... we're watching each others reflection in the window pane.. well, i was... his face was burried in a pillow.... he was begging for more dick , so i just kept on ramming it up his ass hard like i was on speed... pot can have either effect on me... make my dick droopy, or super hard... i eventually nutted up his ass... and continued to pound it in for another 5 mins... after i pull outta his now loose cummy shitter... i just fingered his ass and pinched his tit while he jerked off and came... fuck... dude i just pounded the guy's ass for over an hour... i think he deserved a little credit... a little finger, pinch n pull... and he shot all over his bedsheets where he was gonna sleep... so we chat a bit... he's blushing about the hard fucking and my nice dick... im like (smile) "yeah yeah...thanks" .... i hear the same shit and compliments all the time... i actually genuinly appreciate them...and i try to accept them gracefully... cause after u hear the same shit after each and every fuck a couple times a week, for the last i dunno, 15 years.... well fuck... u sorta get tired about hearing about your big beautiful dick... fuck tell me about all the loads in ur ass... or about all the slutty sex clubs u went to... lol oh... but he did say he was from Hollywood and im like, oh yeah!! ..and he admits to working for Disney... ...seriously... i just fucked over & bred Disney.... mabey i can land the BonedNstoned Disney/Pixar movie deal. i can write the script... i can get porn actors like Dawson and TitPig to do the voiceovers... add some house music... it could be hot... cmon... hmmm... what reputalble media company would even touch my blog... its dirty... its filthy... guess i just have to start my own company :) later --------------------------------------- im fucked... so yeah boys... i need to crash... im bushed now... the sun is up... the wolves need to rest in the batcave... i woulda blogged about the bottom jew boy who came over and i fucked him sensless for 2 hours, sweat pouring everywhere... but alas, no cumloads shot.... something tells me, BottomJewboy knew or suspected i was "BonedNstoned".... he talked to me about all this shit... and i suspected he was dropping me hints, to find out if it was really me...or not really me? get it? Listen....attention all Pigs... If u all bent over in front of me right now, and said, fuck me, I wouldnt necessarily. I dont want u attracted to me, because of me being a blogger... Id rather u be attracted to me for me... and me being attracted to u for being U... its that simple.... so Jewboy... after fuking him senseless for 2 hours and not cumming, goes to his bag on his way out the door, and tells me he's missing like 30 dollars from his wallet... and he's like "Did u take it?" Dude? Me... take 30 dollars? From a filthy cumdump Jewwhore like yourself ? Uh huh... fuck... i hate cheap fucking jews... he kept on going on and on about his money while he got dressed to go.... so i run into my kitchen and throw the bitch some bus change... 2 hours of ass pounding cost me $3.25.... i guess thats means i owe Disney 2 bucks.... if i had 2 bucks for ever dick ive had up my ass.... hmmmm, well... i think that would definetely buy me a hot tub :) ------------------------------------- And now, For our Feature Presentation ... i dedicate this fuck vid to JJ ...for being the the 1st pig with the balls to readily admit he know's about my blog to my face... ...im sure there's a cpl more of you out there who know.. and you're all a bunch of pussies :p and u know what pigs with big balls do to pussies... we fuck those bitches up :p cheers enjoy the Feature Disney presentation :)

• Feeding time... (7/31/09) [View | Hide]

  Once upon a time, there was a little boy, who's dick grew big, and didn't know why... it hurt and it hurt, it would grow so big, and stand up so tall, it made him feel like something was worng... but along came the day, the joystick was found, and to this day, has never put it down. he stroked and he swirled, the skin felt so hot, and then all of a sudden, the jizz flew right out... he thought it was weird, it made him feel good, the priest said it was bad, yet the boy was no fool... he grew up to discover, that his dick was fat, the boys would suck it, like it was their last... and then one day, he got stabbed up the ass, and after the weapon was fired, it creamed out his ass... this boy likes to shop, some times he cant stop, he slides and he slides, his debit hard too hard... but after the retailers, have sucked his pockets dry he turns right around, and gives them another ride... LOL fuck me... im back... sorry... vaycay dude... ive got tons to fucking blog... i really wanted to blog my pig sex with u...but who the fuck has the time to run to an internet cafe...pay...and have a lack of privacy writing this shit... the recollections wont be as accurate... they're already hazy in my mind... but ill tell u one thing... i bred and got bred lots :) and besides... how am i supposed to screen and stroke to the porn i send your way in a cafe ? ...exactomundo !! travelling without the laptop was weird. its almost feels like not travelling with a cell phone. I need global GPS at my fingertips at all times. so im thinking, i gotta get a fuckin iPhone. that and my trusty little Ericsson is starting to fritz. Think of the possibilities... i could screen porn at work or on the road, and post it on the blog that same day... any of you fucking pigs wanna contribute to the fund ?? fuck, why am i not making any money off this shit... bloggin aint easy bitches... takes alot of time n effort... you know why bloggers like to blog ?? other than the fact, that to be a true blogger... you gotta have a somewhat selfish ego (please fellow pig bloggers, we all do :) you either do it because you love to write....or be creative and artistic, or enjoy photography and film... some of you do it for a living, or for profit... and some of you do it to get more dick... im not like that... i keep the blog private... so ive never used the blog for dick... but that might change... ive got a few iders floating in my head... why not make some cash outta this... and get more dick... Eh ? Fuck ya :)) but that shit could take me awhile... i got a busy fucking life too... so in the mean time... here's some fucking porn... Sorry i havent fed you in awhile pigs... i thought u guys could use the diet and exercise.... and its fucking summer !! Get out there and fucking Pig It Up !! get off the keyboard...and over to the park... or the gym... or the bathhouse... or the beach...and put ur ass or ur dick into good use !! Feeding time... take it easy... dont gorge... and remember to take ur time chewing... oink BonedNstoned

• Duty Free (7/27/09) [View | Hide]

  I brought you pigs back a gift from the Duty Free, its pretty fresh shit... they've got that weird sticker on them, so i guess they've been inspected by the local health department. I think they've got Swine Flu... the guy who checked me out at the Duty Free at Charles De Gaule looked like a hot pig.... if my flight wasn't nearly finished boarding, i would have def cruised him in the bathrooms down the hall... "Last Call for Flight 69 to Toronto" ....fuck i dreaded hearing those words... i wasnt ready to cum back... i gave piggy at the cash a wink, and told him to visit toronto soon :) he smiles, and then gives me this slutty french sleaze look, i wanted to grab the pack of M&M's beside the cash and shove them up his hole and eat them back out !! Woof ...a lot more to follow soon :) oh fuck ya !! xox BonedNstoned

• Miss Me ?? (6/25/09) [View | Hide]

  yeah yeah yeah... i know... its been awhile... yeah... a long time coming :) life is fucking busy... im travelling alot... im in a fucking relationship... that takes time away from blogging... and getting stoned... and fucking... yeah.... fuck, i dunno how much longer i can do it.... this whole relationship, boyfriend thing... my friends are sorta shocked too.... they've seen a wide sleuth of guys walk thru my doors over the years... i dunno what some know or dont know about me... but dude... this is good fucking pot.... i found out about this mystery dealer that was apparently really closely related to a tight buddy.... and it so happens to be an old dealer of mine... and fuck... this is good shit... this deserves a good tune... Miss Me :) now... whadya think ... ive been an angel ?? well... sorta... angelic for me ive had my cock sucked in a few bushes here n there when i go bike the trails.... no big deal... a little fucking cocksucking doesnt hurt anyone... low std risk... fun, quick n easy... but dude... blowjobs dont fucking get me off.... i need a nice warm fucking raw hole to pump my seed into... either that or get my own hole bred... so i was online last week... and im chatting with this guy for years online but never met, kinda thing... and i just get the feeling this kid aint a big slut... so i dont really risk catching anything and giving it too the bf... yeah... i cant deal with that shit... he's mostly a bottom... my dick is craving ass... so i go hook up at his place... this little bohemian apartment... and he looks different than his previous shots... longer hair.... unshaven... scruffy... like some artsy street kid in ripped jeans... so i feel his ass at the door... and its fucking nice n hard... so my dick stirs right away... im just here to pump a load out dude.... you'll fucking do ! so i stay... so chit chat awhile... see a pack of euro smokes i luv on his dresser... and light one of his up... i unbutton my jeans and tell him to get down on me... the smoking fetish doesnt really turn me on much... and i cant stand the fact i restarted... i wanna quit back in the fall pronto... but fuck... im gonna fucking enjoy this... so i let the cocksucker slurp n get my dick hard.... bend him over and start feeling his ass thru his ripped jeans... get his undies off... finger his hole... and what do i find ?? its a bit of a mangled hole... he gets embarrased and apologizes... claims its all the bike riding and fucking he's been doing over the years... and im like dude !! im sure ive done ALOT more fucking than you... and my ass dont look nasty at all... so i lose my hard on... but.. the flip to being vers... you can still have fun :) so this kid's packing a nice 7 inch cock... not thick.. but thick enuf :) he's turned on as fuck... so i just start sucking on his dick... get it nice n wet... grab the poppers outta his hand... and start sniffing them myself... hop over to his bed... bend over and tell him to start eating out my ass... yeah... ive never had a guy refuse to eat my ass b4... and they fucking luv it... i dont get it... i really dont think i've got that amazing an ass... but they fucking luv it !! guys get down on their knees in the fucking park and eat my ass !! the bf worships my ass.... they go nuts... i dont get it... but i do... ive got a nice fucking ass :) so he's munching away... rubbing his gotee on my hole... i just spit lube my own dick and his... arch my back... get in the yoga pose... and aim my hole for his dick... i dont usually get fucked by younger guys... i tend to let the older fuck me... and fuck over the young... so i like to switch roles every once in awhile... fuck... i luv dominating an older muscular boyish cub thats the bf... see :) im the man in the relationship... he's the woman... he acts like the man... but really... i run the show in the bedroom :p i like to flip the tables... and play submissive bitch sometimes too... im great at that... so i get a kick outta playing the Male Alpha dog too... or being the bitch to a kid... so back to the kid... he aims his dick towards my hole... and im waiting for the burn... but no... my ass just swallowed his dick ... it took a few more thrusts and a bit more spit... but i was spit roasted on this kid's dick in 30 seconds flat... balls deep... and feeling it hit my prostate... fuck... i luv big dick... so we start a good fuck rhythm.... the bed springs r creaking... im getting verbal... and i sorta feel him soften up... and im thinking... fuck... i bet he already blew a load premature... but fuck... i just let him go on... so he pounds away some more... and his hard on is coming back... it feels a bit wetter, so he may have cum... but i just let him go on... dont wanna embarass the kid by asking... and i know they're usually good for 2... so i just keep on talking dirty.... and then he tenses up but keeps on fucking...i sware he's pumping out another jizz load... so then i ask him if he's getting close ? ...ya know, just to be a shit disturber :) he wants to see me cum... haha... little shit... i know you've blown 2 loads up my ass already....but now he's claiming to be a long-cummer... yeah right... my ass... my fucking ass driping 2 loads of goo... so i said fuck it... worked up my dick, while he still slid his in and outta my ass... got myself close... got up and shot a load right into his mouth... and he fucking swallowed every fucking drop... good boy... ok... when i say fucking kid... he was like 26... im 29... anything under 26, is a kid... like fuck... i'd fuck around with a 21 year old too... but going 17, 18, 19... uh uh that aint my thing... i dont fuck with guys over 50... ever !! ive met hot looking 46 and 48 year olds over the years... fuck... oh yeah... there are some hot fucking daddies out there !! but over 50... ick... thats just sick dude... if i ever reach the ripe old age of 50... i dont think i would ever fucking sleep with anyone under 30 !! if i was 51.. i dont think id wanna sleep with anyone over 60... hmmm... mabey i should make that a web pole ?? If you were 50 years old ? Would you sleep with a 20 something ? or an 80 something ? fuck... this is good fucking pot... Miss Me ? i know u did :) --------------------------------------------------------

• Sober... (6/17/09) [View | Hide]

  Yummy !! they start off with a condom...but end up raw in the end.... Fuck this is one hot vid !! Boom boom Boom boom!! I want u in my room .... mmmm...hot gloryhole action.... this is for all of you who like watching hot daddy cock.... i like watching Lucas getting bred :p well boys... im back... cant exactly post hot porn when i dont have access to the net travellin... that and work's been keepin me busy... as has the bf... ill be outta town for most of July... so dont expect much... ill be sluttin it around Europe so im sure ill have more to share when i get back :) its also time to detox... been hittin the gym... eatin good... and shockingly... im sober... yes... Me... Sober... the only way to get back in shape right is staying sober for awhile... that and my body was so accustomed to weed, i had to pratically smoke a hole fuckin bowl just to get high... at least this way, when i smoke half a joint next time, it'll keep me flying high for a couple hours :) but FUCK, Im So craving one right now !! take a nice deep toke for me.... i gotta admit... Blogging sober aint as much fun... till we roll n light one up next time :) njoy

• Road trip... (5/27/09) [View | Hide]

  Ok pigs... enjoy the vids... I gotta run... gotta hit the road... Gotta pack up my shit... pack up my rolling papers n pipes... take some poppers n lube... and hit the road... The bf shot a nice big fucking load all over my face and in my mouth... it tasted a bit bitter, but had a minty aftertaste... i kept lapping up every drop of goo that leaked outta his dick... he has a super sensitive head... fuck... i so prefer uncut guys like me!! ... so he bends down and starts making out with me... and my face is covered in cum... a 1st for him... i get him piggier by the week... ive alredy got him into pits...feet... and i planted the piss seed... oh yeah... he can piss with a hard on... and we all know what that means :)) Fuck... i dunno if i ever told you how much i luv piss... i dont get to indulge in it as much as id like... but when i do... i go fucking nuts... ok... fuck... im stoned... and i gotta go !! mabey i can get another load or two in the face at a truckstop !! bye Oinks!

• Pre-dinner mint... (5/26/09) [View | Hide]

  All the boys know what a pre-dinner mint is no ? u could chew on some gum or a piece of mint if u like to freshen up your palate... but i prefer a joint... see...if it wasnt for pot... id probably never eat... and i try to eat healthy junk... tonight im making something really ethno... lets just say it involves alot of spinich...and alot of ricotta... yes... very ethno.... but i just discovered this new little mint... i quit smoking a few months back... but ive been cheating lately... yes... i can admit it... ive been cheating... im more ways than one :)) bf is back outta town.. fuck... trust me... it certainly doesnt help with my lack of fidelity :) so i've been bumming off the odd menthol from a friend of two here n there... which lead me to buying my own pack.... so i ground up some fresh weed... unrolled a menthol... mixed the two together and rerolled it with the filter... and preto... i discovered a new dinner mint... a little app... the ingredients were infront of me all along... but it was a stroke of genius that cums to all great chefs.... nuthing beats a post dinner jerk off... lets see what sorts of nasty porn i can find for you tonight.... ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Hey... ive been starting to download some porn again... so if anyone knows how i can convert it from an .avi file to something i can post online... lemme tell ya... I've got some primo shit... email me with the details... Our viewers will all thank you :) I got this latest little snippet from a fellow pig blogger... BarebackCameraman http://barebackcameraman.blogspot.com/ check him out.... i havent added his blog to the link on the side yet... and there are a lot more fellow piggy bloggers i need to add...and some of u... alas... will be deleted... sniffle... i luv the music playing in the background of this little flick... and who is that white top ??!! i like his style.... reminds me of me fucking :) he's in alot of machofucker porn... i wonder if they're based outta the neatherlands or spain... i should get in touch with them :) here's some dessert.. its a re-post of a hot amateur french slut getting bred enjoy the after dinner mint :)

• wontcha.... (5/22/09) [View | Hide]

  According to recent polls conducted on you... my fellow pig readers.... You want the blog to gear more towards porn... u want more sleaze... and a few of you want some more writing... ..but u also wanted less multimedia... well u picky picky piggies... u cant have alot of porn and not have multimedia... its a catch 22... so deal with it... and buy a fucking Mac already wontcha.... i know, everything else fucking freezes up... but i can run 2 porns, i-tunes, and facebook chat simultaneously without a skip in the beat... as much as i have no fucking clue how to use this fucking MacBook... its never frozen for a minute in its life !! so... i was saying... Survey says most of you pigs either log on from the US, Brasil, Austria, and the Neatherlands. im just shocked.... i know alot of u americans south of the border really dig the blog...and quite of u fellow canucks do too.... but the austrians and the dutch ?? they outnumber the brits, the french and the chinese combined !! ever google yourself ?? well i can always google my real name, and i get this obscure link to something i was involved in 5 years ago, and its 20th on the list.... there are alot of history professors and doctors that share my name... its weird lemme tell ya, cause i got a weird fucked up name... im a euro multi-ethno mutt... very few can figure me out :p so one day i google my online blog name... you know BonedNstoned... and oh my gosh... oh golly gee !! ive got guys linking me from these chinese and arabic blogs.... you can see all my statistics and see where the most readers that read you are from... apparently im the 400,000 most popular blog on the net... huh?? out of a ka-jillion websites... im the 400,000th most popular ?? ok sure... that shit dont really give me a boner... your real live comments... suggestions... and input.... mean more to me that some fucking blog survey... or a page of web stats... all it means, is i need to find some more Brazilian porn and kinky shit for the Dutch and the Austrians to watch... survey says... turn it up a notch... survey says... heat it up a bit more... lets see what i can do :) ------------------------------------------------------- oh, i almost forgot... i didnt update u on the latest... what do u think... i havent been having any sex the last 2 months ?? r u insane... i dont even think i know what that means... listen... i didnt get my own cherry popped by a fat thick raw cock until i was 17... so i got another 17 to fuck away like nuts... listen... u only live once... my ass wont be as highly regarded when its 44 years old as it is now... better kept in use while its still a highly traded commodity.... traded from one hard dick to the other... one cumswapper to the next... so it was a pretty hot day in city the other day... the bf... gone... business... im horny... i do as i please... the park becons... see its hard to pick good days to pig in the bush... we get a lot of rain... so the trails can get quite slick n muddy... and that aint fun... but fuck !! the bugs... i got some bites the size of cherries on my bod... see... i had my shorts down below my knees more than once... those fuckin mosquitoes had prime ass viewing of my exposed ass n legs... they bloodsucked my arms pretty good too... so i popped into the local liquor store and picked up a pack of Rev... the aqua blue, motoroil tasting energy drink... fuck... it was the only thing refrigerated... that and its easily portable into my water bottle... and if anyone gets a wiff of it, i can say its diet Fresca :) i was well toked up... but i toked up again in the bush and went a hunting... a lot of pigs had cum down... young n old... alot of hotties too... i was dressed in pair of cargo shorts, sneaks and a tight tee... cap n shades too... its all about being anon... you;re not supposed to make that much eye contact.... so i hooked up with this guy on a bike... nuthin special lookin... but he had a super fat cock... so after taking a few wet licks of his pole in the bush... i got him to sit down on this wooden bench just sitting there in the middle of a clearing... and i stride over and sit on his raw dick... i musta only went up n down 2 strokes and he was already shooting his load up my hole... his dick popped out and i put it back into my hole and i could still feel his cock pumping more cum... when i thought he was done i pull off his dick and its still shooting cum !! i lap down and feel huge globs of cum on my tongue and chin... FUCK !! my 1st park fuck of the year... and i get a huge muther fucking cummer !!! did he not fucking jerk off all winter ?? talk about hibernation wontcha !! im outta hibernation... im back n prowling the woods :) so after playing with a few other guys and sucking some more cock... i get back to the car.. drive off home... and jump online... no decent fucks or players online... so i skip over to another nearby park with a lot of cruising... i bump into my usual fukbud as he's leaning up against a fence and smoking a menthol... i just walk up to him and stroke his dick... grab his menthol and take a puff... i quit smoking a few months back... but i luv a puff or two from a menthol when im stoned... we start attracting a crowd... so he takes me up deep into the bush into what im gonna call... Mosquito's Den... we spent 30 mins sucking dick and me bent over taking his raw dick up my ass... but with neither of us cumming... we called it quits and walked off... me n him have played so often... u know it just gets lame after doing the same anonymous fuck so many times... it just wasnt that anonymous anymore... especially after that time me and my friends got stuck in the same restaurant with him and his friends... yeah... toronto is small town compared to most... less than a million of us live in the inner city... everyone knows someone who knows you around here :) another younger kid gave me a good peek at his hard dick from behind another bush, so i sucked him good and as i bent over and pushed his dick into my wet ass... he came instantly again and pulled out as he was cumming.. i bent over again as a good pig and swallowed every drop i could... damn... huge cummers that day !! so as im about to wrap up my visit.. i bump into another hot built shaved head dude, dressed all preppy like and we start sucking each others dicks and he's fingeing my sloppy hole eagerly, showing an interest in fucking me raw... but just as im lubbing his dick up with lots of spit, we see the cops drive thru the park with their spotlights on and flashing... well fuck me !! so we pigs went squeeling for the hills!! he went running towards an exit but in the direction of the cops... i picked up and ran towards them, behind the cruiser and up a hill and down the other end of the park... yeah... thats all i fucking need... an arrest !! at least i had no fucking pot on me... its iffy here on whether a certain amount is legal.... once it was legal to carry it... then it was banned again... and now no one knows whats legal and whats not... lets just say... pot is pretty liberal in Canada... were not Amsterdam or San Fransisco either... so after scurrying back home.. im itchy as all fuck... but i resist the urge to scratch my eyes out... hop in the shower and shower all the park piggy smells off me... the bf's comming over... i change into a pair of shorts and and wife beater... lite me up another joint... put on some music and chill on the couch... it had to be a Thursday nite... my housemate is always away on thursday nights... so its a good fuck night for me... so the bf's at the door... we didnt waste time... we were all over each other and ripping our clothes off in 2 minutes... barely breathing and just inhaling each others scent and sweat... we both like to wrestle... so we play fight alot... its cute.. its fucking hot... and after dating for almost 4 months... sex with him never gets boring... the only thing i have to admit.. is he likes using condoms... I KNOW (shhhhhhh !!! ) u must be thinking... i must really like this guy to let him use condoms on me... well... whatever... if its gonna get past labour day... he's really gotta be breeding me raw by then... so i let him poke me wrapped.... i rode him for awhile... tore off the rubber, tossed it aside... and went down slurping on his dick... id edge him close and then back off... i get on top of him and ride him really hard... his dick is rubbing up n down my crack and its poking in my ass with every other stroke... i ride him really hard and get his cock head poking with every bounce... and he starts shooting huge blasts of cum all over my hole and his cummy wet hard cock head is poking in my already well used park bred hole :)) ahhhhhh.... i luv summer. he shoots massive loads... ive had him shoot his loads on my spread hole all the time... and he fucking drenches my ass with a glass of cum... could u imagine how much cum that would be up my ass !! I sooo want his fucking children !! ...hey its a good healthy relationship... and im not gonna call it quits, cause it doesnt fit my typical profile... its work too... ive really grown in the past few years... i could even be ready to settle down.... somewhat... fuck... i dunno what i want... but the bf's gotta sleazy it up a bit with me.... or learn to loosen up a bit more... cause i might need to cut those ties otherwide.... something deep down inside tells me that it wont work out in the end... He's just not as sleazy as me... not as twisted... not as open minded... If im gonna have a partner in crime and be in a truly healthy relationship.. i've gotta be with a pig like me... dontcha think ? but like i said... nuthing beats a nice healthy relationship... and the sex is still great... dont get me wrong.... i would never drag anything out if the sex was bad... no way... I've broken up with many dudes because of bad sex... listen, if i wanted another friend, id ask for one... but if someone wants a relationship... u better fucking rock as hard with your dick, and milk as hard with your ass as you can outside the bedroom... and this guy knows how to push my buttons :p so pigs... thats the latest scoop... im cummin off a high all day... fuck... i wish i was in chicago right now... mingling with hundreds of other pigs... so those of you reading this after u return home from all the IML piggy parties... invite your buddy BonedNstoned next time wontcha.... ill be a good pig :) Woof !! ps... I'll be travelling thru Montreal a few times alone in the next few weeks... any cute fuckers wanna swap a load or two... poke me wontcha.... im also planning some summer travelling abroad.... the Dutch and Spanish should feel privledged im visiting again... ill be shakin my ass in alot of pigpens this year... cum n join in wontcha....

• inside n out (5/21/09) [View | Hide]

  Here's a cool remix to enjoy with your porn sir... Woof Woof !! Can i fetch you your slippers.... A light for your joint ? A spritzer on the rocks ? Ahh.... i just got in from work... and i wish i had a little pup here to fetch me my shit and help me wind down and chill... let daddy cum n cuddle u....and then he'll take u out for a walk in the park... introduce u to all the other pups in the neighbourhood.... play fight in the bushes... and then take pup home to snuggle n ravage in bed.... --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ok... next day... im dressed for the office.... im wearing a gym black tee and a pair of well worn black 2(x)ist briefs in flip flops.... ahhh i luv a day off work... well six actually... i booked off to go to IML... but no... alas... twas not meant to be... has nothing to do with me being in a relationship now... not at all... i can easily revert back into pig mode at the slightest impulse.... its just not financially possible... ive got alot of big and small trips planned soon and i need all the money i can pinch.... and some major changes are coming my way in the fall and winter... Real estate is gonna be occupying my time... major changes i say... major... and im gonna have to pick up the slack at work and pick up more hours.... that or find new work in other places... could involve some weird ass hours and travelling... but thats what my line of work involves.... or mabey ill say fuck it, and open up shop myself... a studio... an experience... a place to party... a pig pen... mabey a business... And im sitting here thinking... what the fuck am i doing... Applying all my creative energy into a blog that doesnt make me a cent of money... what was at 1st a creative little ego boosting experiment... has shown me that there is hole new world out there to market... I could so make alot of money.... the key is real estate... and most importantly... Location Location Location !! Id make an excellent Scout locator for a film studio... i know this city architectually inside n out... which leads me in our local little gay film festival here in toronto... its called Inside n Out... nice name... thats what i like to do when i fuck... I like to slide in hard n raw......inside n out... slosh slosh slosh.... why cant i marry business & sex together ?? eh? I think I could do it :) Mabey ill just open up a little art studio.... or mabey a little porn cage film studio.... cobine art, hairdressing, and a wi-fi cafe into it... and voila !! Toking n smoking on the patio only dude !! add a little hot top jacuzzi... and i could totally open up a fucking sex club... that would be sooooo much fun !! Toronto 1st Pvt Sex club !! pvt party events bar sling room... wet tub room... i think that could be fun.... some guy that used to be a writer for the local trash mag did it ?? but its some sorta weird tranny bar in this trashy pawn shop lane ontop of a thai restaurant... oh the eccentricities of this city !! they need to finally designate a red light district or sleazy neighbourhood for us pigs.... cause i refuse to go live in that gay village we have here... ick... im a farm house boy... a farm house in the city backing onto a ravine where all sorts of wolves prowl at night :)) there's an old jail nearby... they should so totally convert the space into lofts... add a mosquito net screen to a sliding bar door and bam !! We could use the old cells in the basement used for solitary and interogations as storage lockers... make the bathrooms look ultra luxury jail house style and decor... stainless steel kitchens...brick chimneys... large barred windows with a billiards and a gym with swinging ceiling fans... add a starbucks in the lobby and its cumpleate !! so anyways... where does this leave me... a penniless writer... when i could be producing the porn myself :) i need to establish myself locally 1st... and i gotta scout out a location... it means everything... i luv watching that British show on HGTV location location location !! so while im not gonna stop writing this blog.... just cause im going thru a vanilla period doesnt mean shit.... i need to spend more time doing... and less time toking... fuck... i gotta cut back... especially if i pick up more hours at work... but im gonna enjoy the summer 1st... fun in the sun... flexing those muscles on the beach... fucking outdoors... toking n enjoyin... im not gonna bust my balls till the fall... so until then... ill keep u informed... i gotta run... got errands to do today... pick up some groceries like a good little house wifey... the hubby is away on business.... and there's a lovely place i can curl up with a book and a joint by the waterfront nearby... and who knows who's fucking cock is gonna swing in my face... i could totally be up for a lap dance if the right piece of ass strikes an interest... Fuck its gonna be 30 degrees here today !! Woo Hoo its summer !! get inside n out more often... its time to tag that ass and suck that dick outside dude... thats it... harder... inside n out... Pig On !!

• bad boy... (5/16/09) [View | Hide]

  u know... there's just some weeks u cant think of anything to say.... u have alot of ideas... u just cant be bothered to express them.... just sorta working and hangin out with the luver.... its fun...and its sorta boring.... all it means... is my sleazy side will just show itself back stronger n bigger than b4.... i have a feeling this is gonna be a crazy piggy piggy summer.... that and im doing my bi-annual STD check... i gotta keep it clean for 2 weeks... its time to clense the system... clean out the pipes... and detoxify :) ready to fight the hard fights and ride the biggest cocks you can find... so just sit back... stroke n enjoy some vids i found.... and god bless Weed oh yes Child... God Bless Weed... Ha ha maybe i should go to Confession too... but fuck, i think I'd get kicked out and have the cops called on me... i've been a bad boy... yes... a very bad boy... and im trying to be good... but i like being a bad boy... getting into trouble... yeah...everyone always tells me that i look so innocent and boy next door... but once u get to know me.. u can tell... im a bad boy... everyone like the bad boy :p

• Vanilla Bent... (5/10/09) [View | Hide]

  just thought id score u some hot vanilla... and dont forget pigs... u can pour alot of chocolate sauce on some vanilla and add some peppermint sprinkles to spice it up... how do ya think i can handle the vanilla bf.... i introduce new techniques every week... and i just enjoy the new flavour... tonight its HaggenDaas or Ben & Jerry's... its warm again... and i feel like eating a tub... ill get him to lick it off my ass... u wait n see... ive never had a guy deny licking my ass b4... and thats the truth :p this is vanilla with a twist... its Vanilla Bent... and i wonder what the fuck Jeff Palmer is upto these days ... ?? i think he's pretty vanilla...what makes him stand out is his verbal trash toilet mouth... he knows how to talk filthy :))

• And the Next Lucky Winner is.... ?? (5/9/09) [View | Hide]

  Ok... U guys wanna play a contest ? It'll be fun !! See the counter at the bottom of the blog near the spinny Globe thingy... if u go grab a web cam... and take a picture of yourself beside the screen when it reads 500 000... I have to be able to see your face clearly... ill accept a fat dick shot too... with the 500 000 in the background :) i will send u a pair of my dirty underwear and socks !! I promise... Piggy pinkies !! But you have to email me it and prove it with a face and dick shot !! Those r my conditions of contest. All persons directly or indirected related to my blog r excluded from this contest... except if your an old fuck who happens to be mentioned... and happen to be the 500,000th visitor, and wanna fuck again... Even if your fugglie !! ...ill mail you my dirty underwear and socks... fuck... i dont ever have to meet u... but a promise is a promise... So good luck, lucky Pig number 500,000 !! ok.. fuck, i know there are alot of repeat visitors...some too young or too old... and some vanilla boys im sure too...and even a lesbo rubbing her beaver probably reads the blog too... but if we had a big BonedNstoned convention, Im sure there would be like 10 000 dedicated pig readers who would show !! Thats awesome !! Rock the Fuck on... Pull N Tug on those Dicks !! Now... do i send the lucky winner a pair of day old worn undies...or do i leave em on for a week... those could get super rank :p eeeks !! Hmmm, i'll let the winner decide :) you know what... ill have to definetely shoot a load or two on them too...or just use em to clean off my chest... mabey i'll swipe the bf's cumload off on them too and send u the hole package express n moist :) oh... fuck that... im not paying for express... ur gettin my socks stale n crusty lucky pig BonedNstoned out...

• Fabric Protection... (5/4/09) [View | Hide]

  ok ok... its time to discuss a serious subject.... welcum to Boned N Stoned the Martha Stewart post.... On this segment we'll talk about the importance of Fabric Protection... yes girls... we pigs know that when your dealing with mass and copious amounts of lube, spit, sweat and bodily fluids when ur piggin out.. you gotta always think about protecting your fabrics.... some of you go grab a towel and drape it across a bed or couch... some of you just use the same dirty piggy sheets n blankets... some of u let it drip all over the place... and then some of you gobble it all up and squeel... Weee Weee Weee !!! ...all the way home... Well, on this episode of Boned N Stoned... We'll be talking about the importance of Fabric Protection... --------------------------------------------------------------- Just a short message here from Christine Aguillera. ...as much as i cant stand the bitch... this mix rocks who ever the fuck remixed it... it just makes u wanna dance the demons outta ur body... yeah... when i get high... i need to get me rid of those demons !! just stare at her face half way thru the video while ur lighting up a roach and enjoy it :) ...back to Martha... ok, so, i order me this couch for my open work/live/eat studio... from all places.... the campiest of American House N Home.... Crate N Barrel.... so yeah... these two beasty lookin guys cum outta this big ass truck and hoist up this couch wrapped up in saran wrap... it looked like a big giant condom... meanwhile i had just been jerking off when they arrived so i dove and grabbed some plaid CK jammies and grabbed a dirty shirt from the laundry basket and ran to the door with my dick poking thru the fabric, and these guys looked at me and just smiled....one was pretty hot actually, but the other one was naaaaasty... as their leaving, i discover that the couch hasn't been sprayed with the proper Fabric protection spray Scotch-Guarding stuff the use and i payed xtra for... so i spent the hole day on the phone with all these morons to get them to cum back n spray it... and like Fuck !! Send me someone who's hot who can spray the couch and spray my hole full of jizz... my ass is back in production boys... yes... im back :)) its been awhile yes... and im taking it easy here at 1st... so i just scored me some more good grass.... and this stuff, just makes me wanna fuck n slut... so im using it cautiously... but i got online the other day, and hooked up with this guy... nuthin special looking or anything... avg body...but had a nice fat dick... he was kinda awestruck with me... he was in the mood to btm more... so i fucked him for awhile, but i had showered out and was ready for any dick that night.... so i lubed n stroked up his dick... got infront of him doggie and spread my hole out for him while i mashed my face into a pillow... so he stroked up his dick and slid it in nice n slow up my asss...... ohhhh fuck yeah.... its like riding a bike... just give it a little push at 1st.... put a little muscle in it and then sit back and enjoy the ride :)) ...and make sure your gears r oiled up good :p LOL he wasnt that good a fuck really.... he kept on getting floppy... or held back cumming up my ass cause i could tell he was close when he pulled out and pushed back in all the time.... so id go back to fuck him...and id get into it slow and then start to build up a hard raw pounding, and all i wanted to do was blast a load up some ass and leave, he kept on pushing me off his ass cause he was getting sore... fuck.. i dont fuck THAT Hard !! I know alot of fuckers that fuck Alot More Fucking Harder.... i call them Ass Rippers... Hello ?? I should know, why do you think my ass has been in such a mess since last Fall :p Im not an Ass Ripper... Im just a Hole Stretcher :)) so long story short.... i just ended up shooting a load on his face, wiped up and got out the door... the cell rings and its the luver.... he's like, whats going on tonight ? Im like, big dinner party...40 friends of mine... he's like... Ikes... and im like yeah....i would never subject you to that... so i head to this party... smelling like sex n weed.... drowned down a couple margarita's and finished off the night with a couple pitchers in an Irish Pub filled with university kids... but anyhooo... back to Fabric Protection... then me n the luver get on the topic... we had planned a quiet movie night... so as soon as i got to his place we started to play fight and argue about while movie we were gonna go see... he wanted to see the Beyonce Obssessed movie and i was pushing for the new Xmen Wolverine movie... my argument was that id rather see hot men in tights, instead of a depressing movie about a hot bitch gettin used n abused by her man...like isnt the choice obvious ?? so on our way out the door to the late show, he literally molested me in the hall, which ended up with me pinned to the bed all night getting my hole nailed till 4 am... this is really good pot man :)) ok... Get your vomit buckets... This part may cause some of you Nausea... so we wake up cuddling, spooning and nuzzling, birds chirping outside... after another quick little fuck n suck session i hop and take a nice long hot shower... and cum out to find him making omlettes n sausages, but no coffee...eeeks.... How Martha Stewart is that !! How House n Home.... mabey im ready for my Magazine Cover Shot in the local fag rag.... Fab. Toronto's local fag rag magazine. They have this section in the back called "Together", and they showcase a couple every week... it goes something like this.... "Together - Tyler and Sammy (9 months)" Tyler and Sammy knew each other for years, they hung out with the same friends, and knew each other from similar circles. They admired one another, but always got the impression that the one didnt like the other so much... until one night, they were both cruising Manhunt, and discovered each other on a cold wintery night...they watched a movie, hit it off, and now share 2 puppies overlooking the harbour in their new waterfront loft. Tyler says of Sammy, "he makes me go head over heals !!'... and Sammy looks down lovingly at their two pet poodles frolicking by their feet." BARF !!! the segments with fat lesbians is even worse... and the twink columnist is lame... so's the "Daddy" columnist... i mean... can they get anymore cliche ?? Mabey i should apply and become thier new Pig Columnist... wouldnt that be a gem !! LOL so then, we go and test out new matresses at various dept stores downtown... Nothing screams Holy Matrimony, more that matress shopping.... Take some time to barf... Yes Thankyou... i spent an afternoon lying on a hundred matresses, discussing topics such as comfort, proper spinal alignment and fabric protection.... jeezus christ i wanted a joint... Holy Matrimony is intimidating... its overwhelming... im not ready for those Fabric Protection years yet.... i dont wanna be browsing Home n Garden Showrooms, looking for Garden n Patio furniture.... but its comming up on me quickly... its age... 29 and half years old... im like a little kid... when someones asks me, How old i am ? i reply back... "29 and a Half", just as if i was a 4 and a half year old answering a question. I can be very cute at times :) so... enuf about me.... i just wanted to share the good news... my ass is back in service... contruction season is over... its time to open the new roadways and tunels.... they've been rebuilt and re-inforced better than before... you can travel quicker and the laneways can handle more traffic than ever... periods of conjestion may occur during peak seasons and inclement weather conditions... the good news is... your patience and tax dollars is appreciated... Haha... i should go into politics.... my charisma and dick could entice millions :p but id rather be a producer of porn, thats more my calling :) and my sorta porn calls for furniture with good Fabric Protection.... so Pigs....please treat your pieces of treasured possesions with care.... cover, spray and protect with good Fabric Protection... cause u never know where you may need to wipe that seed off with your tongue :)

• U fucking asked for it... (4/29/09) [View | Hide]

  Well... after months and months of guys constantly messaging me for pics and shots of myself.... ive decided to reveal myself... my profile here on blogger has a true likeness of myself... but i also like to get creative behind the camera too... i just dont post any, cause someone could easily recognise my work... Toronto is a small fucking town.... 2.5 million aint big.... fags worth fucking r few n sparce.... so there.... thats it... its me... cant u see :) ------------------------------------------------------------ Yellow xxx="http://www.gayforit.com/nvplayer.swf?config=http://www.gayforit.com/nuevo/econfig.php?key=b7acc7a879809f0f1063" width="570" height="380" wmode="transparent" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" pluginspage="http://www.macromedia.com/go/getflashplayer" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" /> ok...that was a bit vanilla... but i luv the ending :) ive been asked to put some more variety of porn on the blog... apparently a bunch of u think i post too many porn vids with twinkies and whitey's.... well... i just post the hardcore shit i like.... and im gonna keep on posting the hardcore shit I LIKE !! i've posted u all the same links i get my vids from... so go hunt n stroke to the shit u like and start your own fucking blog !!! Got it ?? Good :)) U fucking asked for it.... Take that fuckin Dick Bitch !!! was that too vanilla for you... too twinky... too caucasian... i bet half of you watching just shot a fucking load... i know whats best for you... i have excellent taste... and dont u fucking forget it !! fuck... i luv footplay this next one has condoms... but trust me... its one hot fuckin vid... and those cum shots at the end R incredible :)) some of U asked for older daddies... well, i found some hot ones for you :) who doesnt luv gettin fucked by a hot daddy... trust me... if anyone can appreciate a hot daddy... its me :p i almost creamed my pants watching this one... im really not into super steroid built gym bods... but i luv the wrestling !! oh shit...nothing beats a hot fuck on a flat bed :) and i luv the ending of this one.... the top really creams this bitch good and rams his sticky cock back in the sluts cummy hole, while the bitch is licking all the spooge on the bedsheets that leaked outta his sloppy hole... ummm, yeah do i know how to pick em, or what !!

• I See the Tales of the Times to Cum!! (4/29/09) [View | Hide]

  OMG.... OMG !!! Holy Shit guys !! grab onto your chairs.... and i want u to take everything i say with a grain of salt... im just a little stoned... so excuse the typos... this stuff is really good shit... oh fuck ya... it feels better than an orgasm..... im fucking telling u... anyways... i feel like if just done a tab of acid... and i can envision the future... (acid needs to come back into trend...why r these children shoving themselves full of tranquilizers !!! ...when they can be soaring high in the sky...visiting lands beyond... foreign and strange... ) so back... To The Future !! I seeee with my little eye.... i seeee. Tales of the Future and beyond... oh yes my dear friends... just as you'll be waking up....taking a piss... and making your morning coffee... a little blip will go off on the Gnet... thats because Google will eventually buy the internet, whosale value because of the world economy tanking to its worst ever levels... the International Monetary Fund and the United Nations... and whatever motherfuckin international organization is out there, gets together...and they decide on the future... sceptically... and methodically... the cameras are watching... And they decide to sell the Internet !! to the highest bidder !!! well thats alot of fucking money right ?? so Google lays claim to 60 % of the internet.... Microsoft takes on 20 %... Apple Another 10 % ...and a bunch of other companies like CNN/Time Warner, Virgin & Nestle Foods owns the rest of the web... (and hey dont underestimate those Nestle Swiss folks out there... they've got a big stash of fuckin cash shoved right up their mountain peaks...why u think they been laying low for so many years :) so cause Google owns most of the net... its no longer the "www" anymore... its now, The Gnet... good enough right !! great great plan... so Google and all those companies and countries coughed up that fucking money to save the world from absolute chaos and collapse !! What now ?? so the World basically picks up the pieces and everyone looks confused in the rags their wearing, anorexic looking ribs sticking outta the rips in the dirty cloths... A new day has dawn, the sun slowly and brightly rising to the east.... the fields are sown... the cattle is herded and fed... the children and sent packing off to school with containers of Locally Grown Organic Fruit, & a Whole Wheat sandwich with homemade Mayonainse and pickles from the garden !! The economy picks up !! Just like a boom that occurs after each major economic decline.... A cultural and technological boom erupts over the land... A new Generation is born... a brave new world... but then Google holds most of the strings of power... they own most governments... they own most of the companies that ever existed !! This Earth will no longer be known as the planet Earth. Google realeases a press statement.... This earth will now be known as the planet: Google !! (silence) Da Daaaaaaaaaaaaaa !!!! ...and music... lights... fireworks !!! So because Google owns almost everything... and the other vested partners can reap and benefit from the plunder.... Google then gains access to all our goverment records... tax information... medical records are still being fought in court... and because they own all the satelites, cell networks, fiberoptic cable and hydro electric utilities... Google basicaly knows when u wake up because u flick off a light switch or flush a toilet or turn on ur laptop... Blip !!!!!! Blip !!!!! Blip !!!!! So then all the pigs on barebackrt.com will know ur awake... and all your friends on Facebook will know your up... u can start Twittering right away (i got friends and seen guys that pounce on their phones 1st thing in the morning and bring it to bed and start texting away... its fucking annoying bitches !! ) .....or even if your outside walking... satelite images can pick up your infared signal and relay it back to Google Friend Finder Maps, or Google People Search... and depending on your level and acceess of control... u can locate an individual anywhere on Google, or find out anyones personal details and see their family childhood photos anywhere on Google (remember its not planet Earth anymore...shhhhhh !!! ) by that time and age... computers wont be as we know them... i envision television/computer interfaces with remote access stations will appear in our homes... the iPod's as we know them will become little foldy notebook phones... and even windows would be able to be made to appear as clear/LCD screens... yes... it'll be impossible to get away from Big Brother... you'd literary have to get off the planet to get any piece or quiet !! if u became a cave dweller or shacked up in a log cabin in the forest... u may posibly go undetected.... they wont tattoo us or put chips n our skin... all that shit is stupid... lets just say if Google or some other company or agency had access to that type of information... down to the light flicker switch in the bathroom... and Ping !!! ur on the radar :) all u need to do dude is select the appropriate mood to start off your day... Please select from one of the following options : Still Asleep.... I said I was fucking Asleep, leave me alone !! pukey... Brewing a cup of joe... In the Shower, Gotta Run !! Stroking my Dick.... Smokin some reefer.... Looking for ass.... ....so u can customize your own options and select as many as apply... whoa... fuck... watch out... is that 5 years from now ? 50 years ?? who knows... but u dont need to imbed chips in people... its already doable !! and trust me... my fucking intuition is bang on !! im always good at foreseeing things... Its me ESPN lol I heard of a new accronym... u know of TTYL right? thats easy... how bout TTYN ? ...any guesses... Talk to You Never !! HA ha !! So next time, someone annoying Ping's me, Ding's me or Blip's me in the morning... i can throw them an online burp and tell em to TTYN !! how bout TTYC ? Tales of Times Yet to Cum... let me see in my crystal ball here... yes... i can see deep into the future... he's pounding him really deep and hard... he's moaning like a bitch... he cums all over his hole... fuck... thats hot... thats all i can see folks... i wunder if u can interpret what all that means.... im just gonna get back to stroking my dick... later bitches :) ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I See the Tales of the Times to Cum Part 2 !! omg... fuck... it happened again... ive been outta town with the bf... the trip was wunderful... the pictures are perfect... the sex was intense... the view was great... the trip a breeze... picture perfect vacation shot.... but what is it you see in the background... i see a storm brewing... the clouds are rolling in... little bolts of lightning r hitting my brain.... i can see smoke cumming outta the machines... oh fuck... dude thats the pot... i spent an entire sober weekend with the luver... like yikes !!! so like im really fucking buzzing right now.... fuck... there's no fucking way i am ever giving up weed !! i like taking breaks.... we need to get productive every once in a while... i honestly cant goto the gym stoned, bike or play soccer high... i can dance, drive, cook, shop and do hot yoga stoned... and i just luv walking the roomies dog high.... i get a laugh from the bitch... so anyways.... being as high as ive been all day... ive seen more visions of the future... I can feel a renessaince begginning... i can see a lot of creativity comming my way... but i can also see alot of pigginess... im enjoying my quasi sexual semi-vanilla relationship right now... im like all over the map.... flying around in feeling n emotion... but i can ahead.... way way ahead far n beyond... rough seas await.... winds could blow me in any direction.... i could be torn apart by earthquakes and fires... im such a fucking poet... i wanna get fucking piggy... like last week !! like now... i need to breed n seed.... i need some cum in my bum... i need to roost with the pigs... oh yeah... oh fuck SWINE FLU !! great... and now its spreading like wildfire in Mexico... Glad i didnt get bitten when i was down there :)) jeez Louise... I was watching a documentary... The UN estimates the world population will rise by another billion in the next 2 years... Another Billion !!! they also estimate the population will rise to 12 billion before 2030 and then dramatically fall to 9 billion by 2050.... so basically, we will exponentially breed, seed and multiply.... and then a combination of natural disasters, epidemics, gross mass exterminations/famines and wide spread new diseases will bring the population down to managable levels... i tell ya... watch out bitches !! i dunno if im good up here in Canada... the worlds weather could go either way.... we could dramatically shift into an Ice age...and we'll freeze up here and we'll be excavated 5000 years from now in giant Glaciers and they'll chizzel our bones huntched over desks with frozen macbooks or blackberries held tight against our hearts aching for warmth !! Or the globe shifts into a melting stew of melting icebergs....droughts... lashing huricanes with floods... and earthquakes that crumble even the best built cities... oh yeah... Canada will be a paridise !! we will be the new Riviera !! The Arctic Riviera !! Where the geese and bevers rule the waters... Bears, wild turkeys and deer lurk the lands... and pigs roam wild in the new eco jungles of the future... fucking on rooftop forest gardens...that collect natural sunlight and use it to heat your closet leather sling... and heat your natural outdoor stone jacuzzi... smoking a nice leafy joint u just cut n rolled in the garden... Thats the kinda future i like.... The peace luvin, pot smokin, garden dancing, naked pool party kinda future.... gimme a pair of leather Birkenstocks.... a below the knee cut ripped jean short... with a V neck T and cross dangling from my neck... doing Tai Chi to a gong on the beach... Totem Poles in the background... kinda like this... anyhooo.... lol... i might have to change the name of the blog to Cheatin n Seedin !! flew in this morn... got home... got settled in... rolled me some good shit... grinded and brewed a sweet cup... ...and then it started... i was crawling outta my skin... i need to fuck some ass... i wanted to suck n ride some dick... i was just readed to pop thinking about it... just the thought of prowling the park and taking 10 loads up my ass had me dripping... but im exhausted as fuck.... and i can tell this little relationship is gonna get twisted... i cant not be my piggy self... summer awaits... i wanna slut... i wanna troll... i wanna rock n roll... and im not waitin hunny... for your boat to sail in... u can cum n find me... in your favorite brothel tonight... ill be dancin to this... so i got me online... and me and a cpl buddies start messaging... there were a bunch of hungry mouths n holes online.... i choose an easy n laidback fuckbud i knew... i know what to expect... no surprises... he was hungry for a load.. and iwas more than happy to oblidge... security brushes me past the door like i was a daily visitor... and within 5 minutes my dick was sliding up my buds ass... silky smooth and warm... i nailed his ass over the railing while we sniffed on poppers, pinching nippes and slapping his ass... he wanted a quick load and i didnt feel like fucking for an hour... 10 minutes of a hot quick pounding, calling him names... getting him to tell me about all the latest fucks n loads he's been getting... making him beg for my load... and nuthin's hotter than a hot man telling u he wants to have your baby... ...my cock slips out of his hole after i slowly winded down my hard pounding after what felt like cumming for 2 minutes...and there's this large massive glob of cum on my dick... i wanted to shove it in his mouth... but he didnt look so keen on that...so i told him to turn around again and slipped my dick back up his cummy hole... pounded his hole another minute and he cums all over his floor...Nice !! Seyanora dude... he's jettin town... cool fukbud... i know he'll be back again sometime in the not to distant future... my dick n hole has that home beacon device... it brings the hounds back to the mothership for refulling... my radar extends far n wide... My dick may be cummin to a town near u soon... If im ever travelling alone... I'll let ya know.... work n pleasure usually takes me there n hither.... if im travellin with friends or the luver... well, i doubt id be able to get away for long... you'd have to catch me in a club bathroom stall... or in the alley behind the hotel... or a dark dingy alleyway behind a coffeeshop... Boned n Stoned is gonna get sleazier... trust me... thats my prediction... and a bit more creative... mabey im just talking outta my ass... another blogger recently called me "Domesticated"... i cant recall who... we Piggy bloggers were few back in the day... and now, i cant keep track of which piggy cumslut bitch is which.... Its high time for Swine Control !! go get your shot !!

• I Call this Meeting to Order !! (4/20/09) [View | Hide]

  This is a pretty hot fuck guys... kinda vanilla... but wait for the end :) its condom too... but i swore it musta wripped apart half way thru the shoot... and what fucking drugs were they on !! Fuck 3 consecutive loads in one take !! impressive... usually its the guys on NO drugs who can usually shoot more loads i find from personal experience :) Now... lets get back to business... i... me... little ol me... CEO n President of Boned N'Stoned Incorported... (go read back if u dont recall and read back... i incorporated back last fall ) I am calling this shareholders meeting into order !! You as shareholders and readers are stakeholders... Yes...Stakeholders... and you need to have input... i ultimately have full creative and literary control of the blog... I like employees and shareholders that contribute to the group !! send me some dirty pics or a link to a really sleazy video... and lets try and participate in the Conversation/White Board write here to your right ---->>>> ------>>>>>>> I call it the Bathroom stall wall. Its like writing your number and a sleazy message in a public bathroom stall with a black marker. Sleazy graffiti :)) Yeah i like that... thats what this blog is all about.... Leave messages like : "26 y/o jock boy in NYC looking for a fat dick to seed my ass. Email me at BrokebackBitchBoyinNYC@yahoo.cum HA HA we should start the .Dot.Cum just like .ca .com co.uk .net .org .fr .cz .what ever fucking country you can think of has their own letter lets start the .cum address !! Its fucking genious lets say u hated the current bareback.com website which is SOOO SHITTY AS FUCK u wanted to start your own site, or seek an alternative you could type in : www.barebacksex.cum And BINGO !!! EUREKA !! A new domain name is born, just to feature sex sites.... that would be so awesome !! 2nd item on my list here.... Start doing the little survey's on the side that i post.... ================>>>>> It will help improve the content of the blog... i can customize it more to suit more of your needs... And see how piggy u guys really are....i dont know if u guys could all handle what i could possibly throw at you.... There's alot of piggy shit ive done over the years, i've really never blogged about.... so while i seem to be passing thru a Vanilla stage in my sexual cycle....it only means that when this stage passes, ill become even more piggier than ever.... then watch out... fuck... Gono will be the least of your problems !! LOL... any new comments, concerns or questions u wanna table ?? u know where my box is :) bonednstoned@hotmail.com meeting ajourned :) ================================================= ok... im back... 2 days later here... fuck... i tried to regester a .cum address but i couldnt make it work !! that and im sick as fuck... ive been shitting my guts and puking all weekend... the bff just got back from a 4 day work trip.... and he tells me his dick is itchy and looks at me all coy and evil... and almost blames me for giving him Gono or something... LOL !! so ive been trying to work on his post traumatic stress on the gono issue ? i admit to being no angel :)) not me :) but i reminded him that he travels often on business, and who knows what hussy he humped with... he agreed and called it a mute issue :) so i gotta go to the docs tommorrow and get my dose... u know... that typical Gono dose... cmon... i know buddies who's docs give em tons of that Gono pill shit, cause they're the biggest fucking ho's out there and they get Dick Burn every 3 days !! LOL i wunder if this will affect our trip... he was planning on taking me away on business with him... courtesy of the company and the reward points.... we'll see.... so i may not be blogging much in the next little while... between me puking all night here, having to return to work for another project...and possibly being wisked away in 1st class comfort next weekend oh fuck... lets see if a joint will make it all go away... make all the pain dissapear.. fuck.. mabey im pregnant !! ill have to go on the Maury Povich Show one day.. "oh Maury ! I dont know who is Za Fatha !!"" enjoy this new mix i found im outta here... peace :)

• sleazy fucks (4/16/09) [View | Hide]

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