Vanity's like a funeral and everyone's at my wake.
lucas.
I have a hipster fetish. I'm a huge nerd when it comes to politics and linguistics. I want Fiona Apple to have my babies. If you look like you just came off of a 10-day heroin binge, I'll probably fuck you. I don't believe in sexual monogamy. Vodka is my cure-all and overall BFFL. I've sworn off food, children, and modesty.