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City: Brooklyn
State/Province: NY
Country: US
Age:
21
Height:
5' 8"
Weight:
140 lbs.
Hair Color:
Red/Auburn
Eye Color:
Blue
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
White
Occupation:
Blogger!
myInterests
Interests/Hobbies
writing, reading, playing DS, Sudoku, applying to grad schools, getting drunk and blacking out and then piecing together my weekend on Monday.
Music I Like:
Andrew Bird, Antony & the Johnsons, Death Cab for Cutie, Grizzly Bear, MGMT, Wolf Parade.
Films I Like:
Little Children, Run Lola Run, Burn After Reading, Lolita, Requiem for a Dream, anything wacky or surrealist.
Literature I Like:
Girls in the Grass, The I Ching, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Lolita, Wise Blood, These People Are Us, My Happy Life, You Don't Love Me Yet, Man's Search for Meaning, One Foot in Eden, Angela's Ashes, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, A History of the World in 10.5 Chapters, Self-Help, Birds of America, The Broom of the System, The Bachman Books, Revolutionary Road, American Psycho, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, the journals of Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, The Essential Rumi, Kean, The DSM-IV, Don Juan, Love's Executioner, I Know You Really Love Me, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Naked, Barrel Fever, I Love Everybody, Bee Season, The Liars Club, A Million Little Pieces, Le Cid, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, L'Illusion Comique, The Mummy at the Dining Room Table, Interpreter of Maladies, Consider the Lobster, Voluntary Madness, Beyond the Mountains of the Damned, Touchy Subjects, A Doll's House, Crave, 4.48 Psychosis, A Long Way Down, Laughable Loves, Cherry, The History of Love, Essential
TV Shows I Like:
30 Rock, Gossip Girl, Skins, Intervention, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Oz, United States of Tara, Solitary, Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, Degrassi: TNG, Lie to Me, The Sopranos, The Shield, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Burn Notice, The L Word, Rescue Me, The Nine, Breaking Bad, Strangers With Candy, Hung, Andy Milonakis, Carnivale, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Glee, The Mentalist, The View...anything but SYTYCD, really. :)
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aboutbrianritz
THE Studmuffin
O hai there.
I'm Brian, I write and manage the blog STUDMUFFINBLOG.COM. It's pretty cool, but then again, so am I. If I had kids they would be giant balls of cool. Like, they wouldn't have any body parts. They would just be spherical masses consisting solely of the abstract concept of "cool." Note that I say the concept of cool as opposed to the actual physical property (with regards to thermometers and such).
I'm a 21-year-old gay dude living in New York just like everyone else in New York. I'm not Jewish, though. I live in Brooklyn. I've been called a hipster, but it's just 'cause I love my fedora so much.
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Studmuffin Blog
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- Robert Long Fucks Alexy Tyler (7/29/10) [View | Hide]
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Two tan, tattooed hunks are playing horseshoes in their backyard when they decide to make things interesting. “Winner gets a blowjob,” Robert says. Alexy “loses,” but is getting to suck Robert Long’s fine piece of meat really anything less than a prize? Robert’s thick cut cock is worked by Alexy’s eager mouth as he’s tantalized [...]
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- Eric Chase Fucks Marc Sterling (7/28/10) [View | Hide]
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So here’s something I never do – shoot a scene somebody else planned. But this one was just too good to pass up. Marc Sterling and Eric Chase were in LA to shoot a scene for a DVD company, when the DVD guys cancelled the shoot and refused to pay the models (some of the [...]
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- Robert Long Fucks Alexy Tyler (7/27/10) [View | Hide]
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I know I’m a huge Cocky Boys nerd. I just can’t help it. And really, CAN YOU BLAME ME? ^^ My beautifully written description of this scene: Two tan, tattooed hunks are playing horseshoes in their backyard when they decide to make things interesting. “Winner gets a blowjob,” Robert says. Alexy “loses,” but is getting [...]
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- Sports are for Fags (7/22/10) [View | Hide]
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Ladies and gentlemen, we’ve got ourselves a Serious Problem. The Gay Epidemic is sweeping into even the manliest of arenas (pun intended): sports. Don’t believe me? HuffPo did a documentation on the phenomenon. You can see all the images of straight athletes engaging in gay sex acts here. Ugh. We must shut down this epidemic [...]
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- Cruising for Cock (7/21/10) [View | Hide]
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I’ve never really understood the phenomenon of “cruising.” From what my friends tell me, it’s when you use something like Grindr or just old-fashionedly go out in search of one thing and one thing alone: the holy grail dick. My knowledge of cruising was furthered also by the new release from Hung Ladz, Cruising for [...]
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- Sebastian Young & Gamon Walker (7/20/10) [View | Hide]
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Apologies for my sabbatical of sorts, dear readers. I was in the great cornfields of Iowa and the mountains of Virginia. However, I’m back for the foreseeable future and decided to bust back in with a bang: a Sebastian Young-sized bang. This is one of my favorite classic Cocky Boys scenes, featuring supermega Studmuffin hunk [...]
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- Wes Dynasty’s Bukkake Adventure! (7/7/10) [View | Hide]
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I learned today that one of my favorite websites, Bukkake Boys, is offering a FREE ONE-DAY TRIAL. Yes, you penny-pinching bastards, FREE! I recommend this site (and bukkake in general) to fans of: domination/submission scenarios, orgies, loads of cumshots, cumhounds, sex fiends, perverts. To check out a FREE TRIAL of Bukkake Boy madness, click here! [...]
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- Fuck Machine | Cocky Boys (trailer!) (6/30/10) [View | Hide]
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So my friend just finished editing the AMAZINGLY hot (seriously, the hottest one yet…actually, probably the hottest trailer I have EVER seen) trailer for Cocky Boys’ Fuck Machine, and I thought I’d share it with you guys…preachin’ the gospel, y’know? And I decided to take the opportunity to give you everything I have that deals [...]
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- Judas Kiss (6/29/10) [View | Hide]
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Help the new Brent Corrigan movie, Judas Kiss, get made! Click here to donate. Brent Corrigan will star in the mainstream gay film “Judas Kiss“, set to begin shooting in Seattle on August 13, 2010. Also starring is Charlie David of “Dante’s Cove” and Richard Harmon of the Syfy Channel’s hit show “Caprica.” The film [...]
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- Brodie Sinclair, father my infants! (6/28/10) [View | Hide]
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I didn’t realize just how hot Brodie Sinclair is until I sat down to watch this week’s trailer for my new job as scene-reviewer for Cocky Boys! (Does this explain my lack of posting? IT BETTER). As I said in my world-famous description, he literally looks like a combination of Brad Pitt and Josh Hartnett. [...]
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- TABOO from Bel Ami (6/23/10) [View | Hide]
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You love the Bel Ami twins, Milo and Elijah Peters, having bareback sex with each other. It has been proven via this Studmuffin survey. I figured that, accordingly, you’d be thrilled to know that TABOO, the first Bel Ami film to feature the Peters twins “together” is available for pre-order at Studmall.com! If you’ve ever [...]
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- Bill Dough Jacks Off (6/21/10) [View | Hide]
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Bill Dough, despite having what may be the least sexy name ever, is one of the sexiest guys I’ve seen jackin’ off in quite a while. Bill’s got a five-o’clock-shadow, washboard abs, and perfectly round balls. Not to mention a cock that seems to never stop growing. Seriously, while I was watching this scene I [...]
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- Tonight! I’ll be your DIRTY BOY! (6/16/10) [View | Hide]
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Dirty Boy, now available for pre-order, features what I like to call “[The Old] Hugo Harley’s Friday Night Special”–a bunch of dancing in some bar somewhere followed by dirty sex in any and every location–the dancefloor, the bathroom, the VIP lounge. With actors ranging from twinky Alex Cummin to muscle stud Alex Stevens to French [...]
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- Hugo Milano Fucks Skyler Caine (6/14/10) [View | Hide]
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I’ll have you know that I actually wrote the scene description for this glorious scene combining two Cocky Boys favorite–Hugo Milano and Skyler Caine. What do you think? Do I have the chops to be a porn reviewer? And, more importantly, HUGO AND SKYLER SO HOT AGGHHGHHHHH. The scene opens with Hugo and Skyler already [...]
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- Fucking Fantastic Film Friday | Skin on Skin (6/11/10) [View | Hide]
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Before we get to the good stuff, though…I had serious aur-gasms seeing this done on Glee. HOLY SHIT. Today’s Fucking Fantastic Film Friday is something I’m a bit ambivalent about. One one hand, I fucking love Bel Ami boys. On the other hand, this disc features what I love to hate and what you love [...]
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- Thick Dick Thursday | Damien Esco (6/10/10) [View | Hide]
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Fucking bonjour, right? Damien Esco is a Eurocreme superstar (Rudeboiz 7: Football Ladz, Builder Boy, Indieboyz, Legion Boy, Hung Boys, Eurocremies Loved Up, Dirty Ladz, Footy Ladz). The apparently reserved Damien is a true daredevil who’s not one to miss a trick. At night he loves dancing to hard techno in the clubs of Paris [...]
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- Whatever Wednesday | Butt Fucking BASH! (6/9/10) [View | Hide]
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Yeah, I really had no idea about what to post today. I was thisclose to posting links to Youtube videos of songs I like. Seriously. Then I sat down on the other end of the spectrum and decided to give you trailers of some of my favorite butt-fucking films. Liiiike: 1. Anal Obsession – Bulldog [...]
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- Thick Dick Tuesday | Ace Warner (6/8/10) [View | Hide]
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Today’s Thick Dick Tuesday (check my variation!) presents yet another of my favorite Cocky Boys, Mr. Ace Warner. Ace is, in a word, fuckinggorgeous, and has just the right amount of muscle to put him between “muscle man” and “stud,” without appealing exclusively to either category. If you NEED more ACE NOW (I know I [...]
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- (Fuck) MACHINE MONDAY (6/7/10) [View | Hide]
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Sorry for the deviation from my usual Model Monday, but this shit’s just too hot to pass up! It’s *drumroll please* the images from the now pre-order-able new title from Cocky Boys, FUCK MACHINE. Featuring your and my favorite studs like…*another drumroll please* Hugo Milano Nelson Troy AJ Irons Skyler Caine Austin Wilde Yeah. I [...]
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- Fucking Fantastic Film Friday | Fanatics from Cazzo (6/4/10) [View | Hide]
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Tommy the goalie is between a rock and a hard place – his coach and teammates mercilessly fuck him senseless for every goal scored against him. But the leader of a hooligan gang falls head over heels for Tommy and shows him how hot sex with a man can be. Tommy takes his revenge on [...]
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- ONE YEAR ANNIVERSARY (6/3/10) [View | Hide]
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Today is the official one year anniversary of this very Studmuffin Blog. It has been a long and fruitful year. In honor of this, I present to you in reverse order your TOP TEN favorite posts of the past year. 10. EXCLUSIVE BREAKING NEWS FROM JESSY KARSON! — October 23, 2009 That’s right, bitches. JESSY [...]
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- Whatever Wednesday | Gay Porn Tumblrs (6/2/10) [View | Hide]
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My favorite social networking phenomenon is no longer Facebook. After I got kicked off Facebook for being too obscene, I began investing more and more time in a relatively little-known medium known as Tumblr. Tumblr is completely free to view and you don’t need to sign up to see all the hot cock you want. [...]
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- Thick Dick Tuesday? | Alex Stevens (6/1/10) [View | Hide]
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Because really, who likes a day when the only update is a poll and a picture of a Disney character? Here’s a video of twinky Alex getting pounded: Here’s Alex pleasuring himself: For all the Alex Stevens your little heart could possibly handle, click here! And for more pictures, head ATJ:
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- Polls (6/1/10) [View | Hide]
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So, thanks to my friend Google Analytics, I’ve discovered that you guys are absolutely fanatical about Thick Dick Thursday or, rather, specific models (as opposed to movies, studios, etc.). I personally enjoy a little variation here and there but really, what am I but a maker of your dreams come true? So…let me know. Are [...]
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- Model Monday | Lee Kholafai (5/31/10) [View | Hide]
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I found Lee whilst browsing through the archives of one of my favorite photo blogs, Homotography. Happy freakin’ Monday! Images via here and here.
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- Surprise Sunday! | JP Dubois at Blake Mason (5/30/10) [View | Hide]
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Now, not to be a braggart or anything…but I did an interview with Mr. JP Dubois almost a year ago, and since then things have been going quite well for him. Case in point? His recent shoot with UK powerhouse Blake Mason. I had to emerge from my weekend stupor to showcase these pics because [...]
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- Fucking Fantastic Film Friday | Jock Park (5/28/10) [View | Hide]
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The Peaceable Lake Sports Rehabilitation Center is a retreat located deep in the Catskills. Baseball player Chad (BRYAN SLATER) is taking a piss in the woods when one of the local horndogs (SPIKE) appears and watches. The two men compare dicks and before long Chad is on a pond side deck, sliding straight into the [...]
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- Thick Dick Thursday | An Assload of Bel Ami Cock (5/27/10) [View | Hide]
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Today I feature not just one thick dick, but TWENTY-SEVEN BEL AMI COCKS involved in THE BIGGEST CIRCLE JERK EVER! This enormous jerk off scene features lots of heavy interaction between the models as they kiss and help each other jerk off to completion. To capture all this for the cameras BelAmi used two [...]
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- Whatever Wednesday | Dayton O’Conner and Phenix Saint (5/26/10) [View | Hide]
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It’s no secret that Phenix Saint is one of my all-time biggest porn star crushes. I just did a Tube Top Trailer Trash Tuesday featuring him and he’s a fucking Cocky Boy, for christ’s sake*! He’s definitely beefing up (as is evidenced by the photos below) but I’m not sure what to think. I liked [...]
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- Model (Photographer) Monday | Michael Harwood (5/24/10) [View | Hide]
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Instead of a model, today I’m featuring a gay male nude erotic photographer, Mr. Michael Harwood. If you’re like me you’re smirking at his last name and wondering what happened to the ‘d’ (Har(d)wood). But if you’re normal and not so dirty minded (or maybe more dirty minded), you’re saying, “Shut up, Brian! Just gimme [...]
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coaboytoy
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Comment left on: 11/4/09 1:08 AM
hey! how's it going?
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