writing, reading, playing DS, Sudoku, applying to grad schools, getting drunk and blacking out and then piecing together my weekend on Monday.
Music I Like:
Andrew Bird, Antony & the Johnsons, Death Cab for Cutie, Grizzly Bear, MGMT, Wolf Parade.
Films I Like:
Little Children, Run Lola Run, Burn After Reading, Lolita, Requiem for a Dream, anything wacky or surrealist.
Literature I Like:
Girls in the Grass, The I Ching, Brief Interviews with Hideous Men, Lolita, Wise Blood, These People Are Us, My Happy Life, You Don't Love Me Yet, Man's Search for Meaning, One Foot in Eden, Angela's Ashes, A Tree Grows in Brooklyn, A History of the World in 10.5 Chapters, Self-Help, Birds of America, The Broom of the System, The Bachman Books, Revolutionary Road, American Psycho, Welcome to the Monkeyhouse, the journals of Sylvia Plath, The Bell Jar, The Essential Rumi, Kean, The DSM-IV, Don Juan, Love's Executioner, I Know You Really Love Me, Les Liaisons Dangereuses, Naked, Barrel Fever, I Love Everybody, Bee Season, The Liars Club, A Million Little Pieces, Le Cid, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, L'Illusion Comique, The Mummy at the Dining Room Table, Interpreter of Maladies, Consider the Lobster, Voluntary Madness, Beyond the Mountains of the Damned, Touchy Subjects, A Doll's House, Crave, 4.48 Psychosis, A Long Way Down, Laughable Loves, Cherry, The History of Love, Essential
TV Shows I Like:
30 Rock, Gossip Girl, Skins, Intervention, Family Guy, South Park, The Simpsons, Oz, United States of Tara, Solitary, Degrassi Junior High, Degrassi High, Degrassi: TNG, Lie to Me, The Sopranos, The Shield, Andy Richter Controls the Universe, Burn Notice, The L Word, Rescue Me, The Nine, Breaking Bad, Strangers With Candy, Hung, Andy Milonakis, Carnivale, The Secret Life of the American Teenager, Glee, The Mentalist, The View...anything but SYTYCD, really. :)
I'm Brian, I write and manage the blog STUDMUFFINBLOG.COM. It's pretty cool, but then again, so am I. If I had kids they would be giant balls of cool. Like, they wouldn't have any body parts. They would just be spherical masses consisting solely of the abstract concept of "cool." Note that I say the concept of cool as opposed to the actual physical property (with regards to thermometers and such).
I'm a 21-year-old gay dude living in New York just like everyone else in New York. I'm not Jewish, though. I live in Brooklyn. I've been called a hipster, but it's just 'cause I love my fedora so much.
If you’re like me and your Friday night seems to be headed toward some pizza, TV, and the phantom taste of vodka in your mouth (oh, that my friends weren’t all sick!)…cheerlube up, things are about to get interesting.
Wolf and AJ on the bed.
Wolf Hudson blows AJ
For more of the slightly-kinky definitely-hot adventures of Wolf and AJ, head after the jump for pics, a trailer, and links to see even more!:
As days go by, so approaches the release of what’s sure to be a hit with success comparable to that of Eurocreme’s HOUSE BOY. Will Jamieson and Alex Stevens as hot cops ready to use the long hard cock of the law to correct the delinquents…to quote one of my very own commenters, Paedo:
How can you not enjoy delinquent boys being fucked by randy policemen? The models look the part, the sex is good and you are sure to become erect and pull your cock till it spurts, just like me! Boys being fucked – so fucking erotic I exploded!!
Well said, sir. Well said. OH. And just as a reminder, if you pre-order Police Boy you get a free copy of USED AND ABUSED if you enter the code “dreamboy” at checkout. That’s like, a $50 product. Free.
If this is what really happened when you break the law, hell, I’d be robbing banks and killing bitches all over the place. Nah, more likely I’d be selling my body for cash. And if I got caught in the act? Well. I’d just have to deal with the Police Boy cops. And I think I could deal with that.
With the release of our epic new DreamBoy title, PoliceBoy well under way, Will Jamieson is the name on everyone’s lips once again. There’s something about that boy that’s undeniably sexy to almost everybody and today after a bit of daydreaming (or possibly fantasising) I think I’ve put my finger on exactly what it is…
Will Jamieson
Will is the ultimate boy-next-door; the cute boy that smiled and waved at you every time you walked past him washing his Dad’s car in the driveway or on his way back from footie in the park. Boyish, fit and cheeky but never arrogant. For some of us the boy next door was the first guy you ever fooled around with, for others he was the one you always wanted but knew you’d never have. Whether he actually lived next door to you or not, everyone had that one hot guy from school or their neighbourhood that they’ll never forget for being their first real crush.
From his sweet smile and big green eyes, to his toned body and deep tan, Will embodies that boy completely, having the kind of accessible sexiness that appeals to so many people across the board and that’s what makes him the perfect cover star for Eurocreme, as he brings this quality to every role he plays. From horny office worker to naughty policeman, Will has proved himself to be a very versatile guy and we hope to see a lot more of him in the future!
So tell me guys, who was your ‘boy next door’? Did you ever get down and dirty with him? Or are you living your fantasies through hottie Will Jamieson and his massive …back catalogue (and cock!). Check out your favourite Will movies and scenes right here, on Eurocreme.TV and tell us all about them!
Yours always,
Jimmy x
My Other Boyfriend’s a Porn Star (2/2/10) [View | Hide]
myotherboyfriendsapornstar.tumblr.com
Hey guys,
I started a Tumblr, and I think you should check it out. Especially if you dislike my long-winded ramblings and just want to see hot pictures, hot links, and maybe even hear the occasional kickass tune. I might do some cross-posting between here and there but it’ll be about 75% different stuff from what you see here. And not all porn, either!
Ch-ch-check it out and if any of y’all are Tumblrs, follow me!
CLUB BAREBACK – TRAILER AND PICS. (2/1/10) [View | Hide]
Holyshit. Why had I not heard of the studio Raw Man before? They’re intense and bareback and the guys are hot as balls. Benny Morecock over at Studmall.com just started carrying the Raw Man line and he wrote an awesome post on Club Bareback which I am shamelessly reposting. Hey, it’s a long day, I had ten hours of class, and at the end of it all, all I (and presumably, you) wanna do is jerk off. Let’s do this.
This is exactly the kind of bareback studio line I’ve been wanting for Studmall. I was so happy about receiving this DVD line that I added it to Studmall the moment it hit my desk! Look forward to new DVD releases from Raw Man every month or so.
EXCLUSIVE PRE-RELEASE PICS for Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX (1/28/10) [View | Hide]
Alphamale presents SEX AT SWEATBOX
Things I’m totally a sucker for include bald men, POV shots, hairy chests, and spicy chicken nuggets. Now, although there are no spicy chicken nuggets in Alphamale’s SEX AT SWEATBOX, it makes you…sweat…even more than if you were to eat three billion spicy chicken nuggets. Jesus. The only thing that even comes close to the hotness of the sex in Sweatbox is the film “SEX PIT NUGGETS”:
A Classic for all Ages!
But seriously folks. If you’re as much a fan of the hunky, beefy, bald guy with ink as I am, prepare to empty your balls. I am not even kidding. I also discovered a new phenomenon I find ridiculously attractive. I’ll show the phenomenon, exclusive pre-release pics from Sex at Sweatbox, and a four-minute-long trailer from Sweatbox all after the jump!
Okay, firstly: the phenomenon. Since I’m so totally turned on by bald and beefy guys with hair on their chests, it only makes sense that I’d stare at a lot of hairy chests. In doing so, I’ve noticed a particularly attractive type of hairy chest: small, pink nipples surrounded by a thick mess of dark hair.
Another day, another dick, another dollar. Thankfully, today isn’t just “another dick”–today is the union of the dicks of Bel Ami’s European stud, Florian Nemec and Cocky Boys’s College Boy, Skylar Caine. Personally, I find the combo of Bel Ami and Cocky Boys to be, hm, FUCKING IRRESISTIBLE! They’re working together to do scenes which will one day soon be collected in a Bel Ami/Cocky Boys combo compilaton called Cocky Friends. A bit of a gay title, if you ask this reviewer, but I doubt anyone’s going to put down a film with guys like these…not even if it was named Happy Cocky Men and Their Jolly Friends!!
Based on my Twitter post which has gotten RT’d out the ass, I have decided to have a contest. Someone please prove to me I’m not the only one with pathetic taste in men/women. What’s your worst ex experience? If more than five people comment, the person with the worst experience wins a SIGNED Alex Stevens poster. (signed by Alex Stevens, of course). And a mix CD from me.
Within the span of one hour I learned that my ex-girlfriend (yes, this is still Mr. Brian Ritz speaking…I have a dark past, k?) is even more of a crazy psycho than previously thought. After we broke up about two years ago, she continued to harass me with threatening phonecalls, defamatory blog posts using my full name (it is in fact these posts which led my extended family to disown me), and stalking tendencies. Once, while out for drinks with my friend Leah, this crazy whore left me eighteen text messages which increased in craziness. “You are such a bitch.” “You fucking faggot.” “I hate you.” “Stay out of my life.” “Get away. You are ruining everything.” I didn’t respond at first, finding her literally psychotic and unprecedented text messages, well, crazy and unprecedented.
She kept sending them though, with no provocation on my end. After the eighteenth text message buzz, I grabbed my phone and stormed outside. I called her with full intentions of letting that bitch know if she kept contacting me I would call the police. Naturally, the pussy didn’t answer her phone and so I left a scathing (i.e. quiet, calm, even-voiced — that’s how I act when irate) voice message. Instead of calling me back, she seized this opportunity to take my voicemail and transcribe it onto her insignificant blog, suggesting a call to arms of her readers: I was the crazy ex who left her a threatening voicemail out of the blue.
I don’t know who the fuck she thinks she is.
I met her most recent ex-girlfriend at a party a few months ago, while they were still together. The girlfriend said she was thinking of breaking up with the bitch (who we call FUPA (Fat Upper Pussy Area)) and I nodded in extreme agreeance. We shared horror stories about FUPA: her alcoholism and the terrifying consequences thereof, her pathological lying, her dependent personality, her deflection of blame, etc.
My friend and FUPA broke up and now FUPA is harassing her. She has no idea that her exes are friends, much less that we bonded over her FUPA. Next weekend we are planning to attend Choice Cunts, a lezbo party that FUPA is slated to attend, and I am going to finally execute the projectile vomit I’ve been working on since she and I broke up. If I can projectile vomit on that fat bitch’s face, it’ll be an improvement for one, and for two it will be the greatest accomplishment of my young life. I SHIT YOU NOT.
Rough estimate of her FUPA's magnitude
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I also learned that my ex-boyfriend (our history is basically here), TWO YEARS after we have broken up and ONE YEAR since we’ve had any communication whatsoever (his last words to be me being: “stay the fuck away from me you stupid fucking bitch!”) DROPPED A CLASS because we have it together. That. Pussy. Ass. Mother. Fucker. He’s apparently been fucking a roster of fat easy chicks post-me, which is weird but to be expected in my genderless life. But dropping a class because my presence so disgusts him? A lecture class, at that? Wow. And I need to get over it? It’s called ignoring, and you know, accepting your anger, and then, you know, GETTING THE FUCK OVER IT.
Have fun schlepping your shit-full self betwixt your rich-ass trust-fund apartment and your poorly-paying job which you only have to supplement your “writing” which, let’s face it, isn’t gonna get you anywhere except maybe the front page of a lit magazine edited by a bitch with daddy issues who falls for your charming, intellectual act. To him I just have to say: grow a pair of balls you pathetic wannabe “hedonist” with more issues than the cutters you fuck, and the audacity to deny anything suggesting as such. I’m not the evil slut you bastard, you’re the one with problems and, instead of groaning every time my name is mentioned, why don’t you go get some therapy yourself and try to figure out what the fuck went wrong with you to make you so utterly vapid and egocentric. Suck my ass, you fuck.
Wow, ex-boyfriend. You've really stepped up your game.
Jesus Christ. Do I know how to pick ‘em or what?
Someone please prove to me I’m not the only one with pathetic taste in men/women. What’s your worst ex experience? If more than five people comment, the person with the worst experience wins a SIGNED Alex Stevens poster. (signed by Alex Stevens, of course). And a mix CD from me.
*This whole writing-out-your-disgust thing actually helps. I no longer feel the urge to drown my sorrows in a night of Jameson tears–I mean shots.
EXCLUSIVE PRE-RELEASE Pics and Video from EUROCREME’s POLICE BOY (1/21/10) [View | Hide]
Police Boy includes classic twink-turned-stud Alex Stevens and big dicked wonder Matt Hughes, and features Will Jamieson. With an all-star cast and such superb videography as Police Boy has, it’s a guaranteed hit. True, I’ve only seen pics and the trailer…but I’m willing to impart my knowledge to you, the ruling class. Check it out after the jump and let me know:
BIG PIERRE FITCH NEWS & NEW EXCLUSIVE PICS (1/19/10) [View | Hide]
This is probably the most awesome post you will ever read. Not only has <Pierre Fitch> been one of my all-time top studmuffins, he’s apparently been one of your top studmuffins, too. Pierre Fitch joins the big dick trifecta of Most-Searched Terms on this blog, alongside Titch Jones and Jessy Karson.
I am here today to blow your fucking minds. <Pierre Fitch has signed an exclusive contract with Euro Media Distribution>, the gay porn company with which I am closely affiliated. What does this mean for you? Exclusive pictures, trailers, and more — and you’ll hear it all first at Studmuffin.
Ream His Straight Throat 9 was one of the best-selling gay porn films of 2009, and that fact plus the fact that I just found FOUR NEW TRAILERS for RHST9 = the fact that you should watch, enjoy, etc. Ream His Straight Throat 9.
Firstly, tangentially, if you could…vote for my blog real quick? It’s only about 12 slots away from being in the top 5, which is all I really need. It takes a hot sec and you don’t have to register or anything.
For full effect you really have to say the title of this post (and, coincidentally, the title of Hung Ladz’s newest film) in the style of an over-excited Joe from Family Guy. For those who don’t know the glory that is Joe Swanson, just say the title really loudly as if shouting “Let’s DO this!” before a soccer match…or a fuck session as you’re about to drill a virgin hole.
...or a combo of the two, image c/o Familyguyporn.info
Although not nearly as shocking as <Family Guy porn>, Butt Slamming Monster Cocks doesn’t fail to deliver in its, um, delivery of monster cocks. While one scene feature two boys who are a little too twinky for me, the rest of the cast is splendidly handsome…more ATJ.
He's got the BDS for sure.
The other day my roommate Bjorn was talking about his latest conquest, showing me pics of him online (and he is seriously one of the hottest guys I have ever seen who is not a porn star), and he mentioned that this guy had a BDW. Possible solutions to the anagram raced through my head: body down fuck / big donkey water / body do what / bright dental whites, and after seventy-three minutes of contemplation I asked Bjorn to remind me what a BDW was. He looked at me with disbelief and said, “You made it up.” Instantly it all came rushing back: the drugs, the sex, the day at the office when I realized Jessy Karson smirked as if to say, “Yeah I have a big penis.” I corrected Bjorn, reminding him that I had (TM)’d (sounds like a sexxxual position, amirite?) the BDS; the BDW [big dick walk] was free territory.
Back in November, VideoBoys posted a clip of Studmuffin favorite Jessy Karson fucking Sebastien. Apparently this Sebastien kid is a versatile gay, and hardcore stud top Jessy’s hole cried out to him in ways this writer can only imagine. The two hunks have quite an interesting history…
I guess im not the only one who thinks there is cocks and butt who just fit together…? Right?….I met that boy, Sebastien the first time this summer at the park near my place….its a foutain park with big grass area where i usually go on sunny days to practice walking on my hands..top less of course(dont laught…you’ll be surprise how good of a flirting technic that is ….anyway…i was with a friend wasting time before a scene at videoboys studio…and i saw that guy ….checking me out at maybe 20 feets of me……i told my friend he was hot …..of course….the type of guy i like … he look like a real man ….in fact i was sure that guy was top…even with that hot ass in his grey jogging pants… i smiled to him….
too bad…no time for flirting….so i started to walk ontario street in direction of the studio when i realised that boy from the park was walking behind me …..about 10 streets later, stopped at the corner by a red light….sebastien decided to come to me ….. guess what he told me first…..”hey man! …you got a lighter?”……i found it funny…but certainly not original…but when the guy is hot…. you know…who cares!…..so he told me he was living in front the park and that it wasnt the first time he was looking at me by the window… so since i had to go…told him i would probably be there a little later in the afternoon….so i did ……..
so we finally ended up in his appartement ….we spoke more then something else …and ended that with a nice fuck….took his phone number but of course …i lost it …! and he moved ….so couldnt get in touch with him anymore…..
til my producer from videoboys decided to show me a model he thougt might be my type….so i said”of course he is my type…ive fucked him already….”
the next pictures and trailer should give you an idea of our second encounter….all i can say now…. its that …this boy is in my top 3 of the best fuck i had…and believe me….the list is long…..my cock just fit perfectly in his butt…..and the chemistry was perfect … i was so hot…the cameraman had to slow us down to get everything on film…
Aww…sounds like a match made in heaven. After their initial unfilmed encounter and their first scene with VideoBoys, Jessy and Sebastien are once again reunited in jizztastic glory.
More ATJ:
FIRST TIME FUCKED – the new BORN TO FUCK? (1/7/10) [View | Hide]
HEEEERE's JOHNNY...er...Brodie!
Who could forget the insta-classic BORN TO FUCK from Cocky Boys? Certainly not you gays, as you made it the #1 best-selling gay DVD on the JRL charts. If the name BORN TO FUCK isn’t ringing a bell (read: if you are RETARDED), surely you remember this fine fellow:
–sorry, my transmission got interrupted by too much HOTNESS! Oh and *it’s not actually three easy payments of $99.99. I’ve just been watching too many infommercials.
SCENE UNO! Brodie Sinclair gets fucked by RC Ryan!
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
SCENE TWO-O: Wolf Hudson gets fucked by Jesse Santana…(and loves it!)
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
SCENE THREE: Bobby Clark gets fucked by MJ Taylor
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Scene FOUR: Jarred King gets fucked by Eric Blaine!
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Scene 5: Derrick Vinyard gets fucked by Dante!
Cocky Boys presents First Time Fucked
Okay…it’s almost 5AM…but I just had to share the good news. And the fact that I blew three loads in one hour from watching Born to Fuck–can only imagine what First Time Fucked has in store. Off to dreamland…*zzzzz*
Club Eurocreme – Will Jamieson & Jak Williams (12/30/09) [View | Hide]
Club Eurocreme - Will Jamieson & Jak Williams
A welcome respite from the Ah fuck, what do I care? It’s Will Jamieson and Jak Williams in a new scene from Club Eurocreme, catering to those of us with office/work/authority figure fetishes such as myself [no, this does not mean I'll let you stick it in me, Morecock...well, not without a few beers]…once again supporting my theory that Eurocreme is slowly monopolizing the BIG DICKS of the world…like Wal*Mart but more socially acceptable. And yummier.
I was SUPPOSED to have a special New Years present for you guys…Will Jamieson agreed to do an interview with me (gasp! *fans fainting readers*) but I haven’t heard back from him yet. I feel like yelling his name the way the superintendent in the Simpsons yells “SKINNNERRRR!”
Fuck me, just look at these pictures, click through for more pics and another trailer, shoot loadz, ho ho ho.
My apologies for being TOTALLY out of the porn loop the past week or so. I had to travel unexpectedly to my grandparents’ house in North Carolina to participate in G-rated holiday cheer, hang out with my cousins and brothers, not smoke, and defend my position as a gay porn blogger. For those of you who don’t know, in July right before I went to France my great-aunt found this website by Google searching me. Being from the South, my relatives are all nothing if not very religious (Christian). I love them and respect their opinions very much, but suffice to say there was some serious drama: my grandparents stating my mom (who works full time and is in school full time, excelling at both) doesn’t know how to parent, that I am on the moral highway to hell, that they would have staged an intervention if I were their son, etc. They are of the school that homosexuality and pornography are equal evils and the fact that I’m gay and a porn blogger is like I spit in the face of God every time I make a blog post. I managed to handle myself pretty well, I thought.
My grandparents monitor the usage of their Internet so just to be on the safe side I had to abstain from checking my e-mail, reading my blogs, and updating. I am back–albeit exhausted, and still working on graduate school applications (due 1/3)–and though my updating will probably be weak for the next, yuk yuk yuk, week, I am here to read your comments and take suggestions and revel about in the surplus of sinful dick I have accumulated here in this penis oasis.
Merry Christmas, guys. I hope you all received gifts as amazing as I did ($25 in Zaxby’s gift cards, Cosmic Brownies, a cute jock strap), or that you at least aren’t suffering from holiday depression and are about to kill yourselves. Moving forward, however, it’s time to contemplate a wrap-up of 2009 as we march forth into 2010.
And now…I need your help preparing a list. A very special list. No, not who’s naughty or nice…something more relevant.
Note: There is a poll embedded within this post, please visit the site to participate in this post's poll.
Cocky Boys for the Holidays. (12/23/09) [View | Hide]
Ah, life. I’m finally back home in South Carolina where today I wandered to the mall with no jacket, just a purple cardigan. About to go eat some of Momma Ritz’s lasagna, and then it’s back to this bed for me. Or maybe I’ll go watch Christmas specials on TV.
Speaking of Christmas specials–and before I get to the Cocky Boys–I watched Merry Christmas, Charlie Brown the other day…dude. I was never a fan of Charlie Brown as a youngun but apparently I just missed all the humor then. This shit is hilarious! I recommend if you haven’t seen it since your days of pre-full-brain-development youth, you should check it out:
Haaaaaaa just kidding, that’s the “uncensored” version. You can find the real full-length version on the Internet pretty easily if you just google “charlie brown christmas watch online.”
In other, more porn news, I heard word via the carrier pigeons that deliver to me down in the boondocks that Cocky Boys’ BORN TO FUCK is currently riding the #2 slot on JRL’s best-selling gay porn DVD, beating out even Treasure Island’s BONE HEAD.
Born to Fuck, #2 Best-Selling Gay Porn DVD in America!
#2 in the country... and rightly so.
If you’ve missed any of my posts about Born to Fuck, or if you just want to “refresh” your “memory”, click here. And FINALLY, the official trailer for Born to Fuck is available. Sit back, unzip that fly, lube up, and watch the trailer for Cocky Boy’s Born to Fuck right here.
With cover model Brodie Sinclair, watch these never-been-fucked holes (at least not on camera) get plowed, used and abused. First Time Fucked is the highly anticipated second release from Cocky Boys. For even MORE PICTURES and a DESCRIPTION of the CONTENT for FIRST TIME FUCKED, follow ATJ:
Scene One: Brodie Finally Gets Fucked!
Top stud Brodie Sinclair finally gets fucked! His scene is more like a
straight boy getting punished – finally submitting to a taboo, doing
something that he really doesn’t want to do. Brodie gets fucked by R.C.
Ryan, and it’s a sight not to be missed. Brodie is definitely not used
to his hole being stuffed. In a surprising turn of events, Brodie cums
not once, but twice! When you’ve got a cock hitting that joy button
inside of you, anything goes.
Scene Two: Bobby Clark is Split Open
Next up, it’s time for Bobby Clark to
be split open. Who better to ease Bobby Clark into his first time
taking some dick than little, blond, non-threatening M.J. Taylor (and
his nice cock)? After Bobby gets M.J. nice and hard with a blowjob,
M.J. returns the favor and gets down on his knees for Bobby to slurp on
his dick. After that tonguing, Bobby slides M.J.’s cock into his tight
hole. Who knew Bobby would be able to handle a cock his first time out?
Scene Three: Wolf Hudson Gives it up to Jesse
Wolf
Hudson, the King of Kink, is put through his paces and topped by bottom
boy extraordinaire Jesse Santana. After some serious oral work, Wolf’s
hole gets drilled by Jesse. Wait until you see Wolf begging Jesse to
fuck his tight hole, and Jesse complying as he gives Wolf a seriously
hard ass pounding.
Eirc Blaine & Jarred King
Top man Jared King is not used to things going
up his ass, much less a cock. But when Eric Blaine uses dildos and then
his big ‘n meaty cock on his hole, Jared has no complaints.
Vinyard gets Fucked
Superstar
super-top Derrick Vinyard is taken to a secluded park and has his hole
widened by Dante.
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Alright, now back to lovin’ and movie watchin’. Hopefully this post will provide you enough balls-draining action to last a few days. Though expect a special holiday present from my dick to yours. XOXO
Eurocreme’s Horse Hung and Horny (12/18/09) [View | Hide]
Two big dicks, one cup.
Matt Hughes is a well-known favorite among the porn world. His ~smash hit~,11″ Fuck Stud, has surfaced as Euro Media Distribution’s #1 best selling title of the year. He’s also got films like Straight Boy, Porn Boy, and When Matt Fucked Ryan under his belt (and that’s not all he has under his belt…yuk yuk yuk). Anyway…so he’s got a new film out, “Horse Hung and Horny” and although I should be rejoicing in the delights of seeing more of his BDS and eleven-inch cock, all I can think about is how NYC is getting a fucking blizzard this weekend. That’s right, we’re expecting more than 10″ of snow! Let me put it into a visual representation:
Brought to you by the Brian Ritz School of Design (TM)
Anyway, while I proceed to freak out over the weather (remember, I’m a good ol’ Southern boy, y’all), here are some pix from Horse Hung and Horny to keep you warm this chilly day *insert dramatic sigh, because really? What porn site/blog isn’t using some “clever” “play on words” about how THEEZ BOIZ ARE SO H0T ThEY WiLL WARM u UP DIS WINTAH!* Fuck, man.
But first:
CHESTNUTS SPITROASTING ON AN OPEN FIRE.
God, I’m clever. ATJ, pls:
Behind the Scenes…with Joe Oppedisano. (12/16/09) [View | Hide]
Today our office had a special guest: Mr. Joe Oppedisano (Joe O). He was shooting these two attractive model businessmen in our stairwell…and let’s just say a daring young member of the Kink Ink blogging team decided to tag along and snap some photos.
Just so you know, the photos are low-quality ’cause Joe was really particular about the lighting and our photographer didn’t want to disturb the balance (so he didn’t use the flash).
APPARENTLY the two guys he shot weren’t even supposed to have sex. They were just pissing in the urinals, took note of each other’s dongs, and then ended up fucking in the stairwell. What can I say, Joe O. tends to bring the magic out of everyone (and by magic…I don’t necessarily mean magic…heh heh heh).
*For you dumbasses out there, Joe O. is the photographer behind UNCENSORED as well as the photographer of my exclusive Pierre Fitch photos [and the cover of Knockout].
Joe and a Model
I Wish I Had a Pool. Or a Pool Boy. (12/16/09) [View | Hide]
Fernando Sanchez Jacks Off
I don’t know about the rest of you readers, but here in NYC the winter chill is setting in. It’s 37 degrees today and that actually feels kind of warm! I’m wearing my Calvin Klein fur hoodie with RayBans, and attracting lots of tourist stares–is he a celebrity?–so things aren’t too bad for me.
Benny Morecock is back from South Africa and he showed me some pics of his vacation. Since SA’s below the equator, obviously, that means it’s summertime there. And all this information did was make me drool with envy and pine for the summer, the time I spent in the ocean or by the pool, and home sweet home (South Carolina).
Fernando Sanchez Jacks Off
Then I sit down at my computer, open my inbox, and find fucking Cocky Boys promoting their newest j/o video, of a Latin pool boy named Fernando Sanchez (ed. note: really? can a name get any more stereotypical?). I was amazed by his bronzed, buff bod and ability to lay out by the pool and jack off with his fleshlight without freezing his balls off. And so, in the bosom of winter’s chill, I present to you: Cocky Boys’ Fernando Sanchez. After the jump, naturally.
Jesus…apparently BrokeStraightBoys star Dustin Michaels, who also appeared in the Lucas neoclassic FEET!, has died. The cause? He swallowed a bag of marijuana when apprehended by the cops. After they tasered him, he began choking on the bag and eventually choked to death.
A reality show TV crew had been traveling with the police and as such, they got the event on video. Video that was then broadcast on Florida network TV but also is growing in popularity over the internet.
The video is difficult to watch on even a base level, and when you consider ulterior factors (that those were his last moments, that his family has to see this and know this is the end of their son, that you can just as easily find videos of Dustin Michaels online in gay porn…), it makes you sick.
Commentators on various blogs are suggesting this incident is yet another example of why marijuana should be legalized and/or tasers, illegalized. Not to be all Perez Hilton, but What do U think?
As homodm posts on Towleroad, “Were it not for the War on Drugs, [Dustin Michaels] would not have felt so scared of being caught with some pot that he would have tried to swallow it.” Which begs the question: what really caused his death? Was he high and therefore not thinking clearly when he attempted to swallow a plastic baggie of pot? Was he sober and just afraid of the ridiculous consequences of the War on Drugs? Were the police officers homophobic (crazy, but this theory is already being thrown around)?
I’m not sure where my thoughts on the matter lie.
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Drunk on Piss, Born to Fuck, Fat People. (12/14/09) [View | Hide]
If you need help resisting from binging on a #6 with a cheeseburger and a frosty from Wendy’s, check out Fat People in Party Hats for some reverse “thinspiration.”
I Say NO to Twins Fucking. (12/11/09) [View | Hide]
Both Benny and Danny have done posts about the Bel Ami twins Milo and Elijah fucking each other, and although both of them are in support of this pairing…I think it’s disgusting. You are not supposed to have sex with your brother! Some of the shit they say in their interview (in October):
When did you first feel a sexual interest in each other? When did you act on it?
We had our first sexual experience at the age of 15. However, we both are bisexual. Only a little later we found out that we are strongly attracted to each other. So we started fooling around with each other. But let me say, the older we get, the less interest in women we have.
To set the record straight, what will you do with each other sexually in private? What are you willing to do together on film, even if Bel Ami will not film it? Are you both sexually versatile?
We both love sex, that’s for sure. We’re very spontaneous and don’t like to plan ahead. We just do whatever we feel doing and we always enjoy it. Except for really sick things, we don’t mind doing anything. And we like the camera to be at it.
Maybe I’m just backwards or not as progressive as I should be, but I find something so weird and disgusting about brothers fucking. I know this is probably what people said back in the day before homosexuality became less of a taboo thing, “it’s weird and disgusting and I would never do it so that means it’s WRONG,” but I can’t help but feel really strongly against this. I mean, Milo and Elijah are their own people and they have the right to do as they wish with their bodies. Even though I would never have sex with my brother on-or-off-camera, I can’t in good conscience judge others. I can, however, say that I find it disgusting, repulsive, and something I definitely do not want to watch (no matter how hot they may be). Even weirder than brother-brother, these guys shared a fucking womb together! Did they engage in mutual masturbation in utero?
Sorry horndogs, I’m not gonna put any more pictures here than is necessary…so if you want to go see Bel Ami twins fucking, check out the pics and rave reviews at:
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EXCLUSIVE PRE-RELEASE PICS FOR DRUNK ON PISS (12/9/09) [View | Hide]
These are some of the hottest pictures I’ve seen in a while, and I’m not just saying that. After the jump: spanking, piss-drinking, crying, hairy-chested dude, big-dick dudes, bondage, leather, piss showers…and unlike some piss films whose only saving grace is the fact that guys pee on each other, DRUNK ON PISS actually has an entire cast of really hot guys with really nice dicks. I’m serious!
Apparently in the gay porn world we like to get drunk. Drunk on Cum, on piss–to say nothing of the actual alcoholic beverages some of us are so prone to consume. I wasn’t surprised to hear the title for the new film from Deviant Boyz [makers of Sex Boy Toy, remember?]: DRUNK ON PISS. I saw the cover and was slightly turned on.
It wasn’t until after I saw the trailer that I noted the giant amount of jizz in my jeans. Too bad we have to wait for it to be released on Studmall…until then, guess it’s just the trailer and Sex Boy Toy (also pretty fucking hot…fisting, pissing, the whole shebang (or…HEbang, get it?).
I was speaking earlier this week with my friend at Deviant Boyz, Michael Paris. He informed me that not only are he and Stephane Moussu finished with their next fetish feature, Drunk on Piss, Spanked All Night, but they had a trailer for me. Judging by that trailer, there’s going to be LOTS o’ FILTH! There is a lot of piss… I’m not even kidding. And the spanking is so hard, you see a dude cry…. (which is kinda hot…. you know, for people that are into that sort of thing.)
My time in the…Meat Packing District. (12/4/09) [View | Hide]
First things first: tomorrow is my 22nd birthday! I know, I know, I’m a baby. But I’m trying as hard as I can to age faster. But yes. If you want to give me a birthday present, give yourself a birthday present. If you buy something from Studmall.com using that link, I’ll get affiliate commission. Prease?
MOVING ON: You knew it was only a limited amount of time before I, your friendly New York gay blogger, decided to make some pun involving NYC’s “Meatpacking District.” I’m here today to announce to you all that today is the day for that pun. Why? I’ll tell you why.
This is why.
Eurocreme’s HUNG LADZ series is super popular, we all know that. Featuring such guys as Johannes Winter and Phillipe Delvaux [all hung like horses], Hung Ladz defines Eurocreme’s position as STUDIO OF BIG DICKS. Below is a neato gallery of pics from the latest release, Packing Meat. It’s a collection, meaning it’s got scenes from various previous Hung Ladz titles, but that only means it’s cream of the crop stuff. Get it? CREAM of the crop? Oh SHIT I’m funny.
To buy Hung Ladz: Packing Meat (and in doing so, giving me affiliate commission as a birthday present)… click here: Hung Ladz: Packing Meat
Apparently there existed a time before I entered the blogosphere. Crazy, I know. It was probably a sad, dark time. Hell, before I even realized I was gay (oh naive little Brian, wondering why he got sick when his girlfriend wanted to do more than kiss…), there was mad gay action going on on the internet. My last post on legendary Joe Gage’s DAD TAKES A FISHING TRIP got me thinkin’. About ages. And time. Let’s all sing along now: IF I COULD TURN BACK TI-IMMEEEE.
So I decided to do some undercover research. Lo and behold, I unearthed the very first porn pictures of both Pierre Fitch and Jessy Karson. It’s hilarious.
With regards to Jessy: “The day after he turned eighteen, Jessy started working at a local gay strip club, and 3 days later, he was in front of our camera.” His shoot was posted on Valentine’s Day 2005. I was…hm. I was 17, I believe. Oh sorry, is my age showing again? *runs back to the crib where he belongs*
Jessy Karson, Age 18
Pierre Fitch, Age 22
Pierre’s shoot was posted in May 2003. I was 15. Pretty sure not even legally allowed to watch porn. My favorite thing about Pierre in these pics is that he doesn’t have his Knockout-era badboy smirk. He’s got the hat/tats/chains of a bad boy, and he does the BDS in one pic, but he SMILES that cute and dopey smile in EVERY SINGLE PICTURE. “Little Pierre is quite a character, always full of surprises. Try to make this boy stop smiling and laughing and you’re fighting an uphill battle.” He can’t get over how happy he is. Unless…unless he’s nervous! Imagine. Pierre Fitch, nervous! Ha! Ha! What.
DAD TAKES A FISHING TRIP – EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS (11/30/09) [View | Hide]
Joe Gage presents Dad Takes a Fishing Trip
As Thanksgiving break comes to a close and I make plans to work off 30 pounds in 6 months / have an AWESOME party this Saturday Dec 5 (it’s my birthday!), it’s time for us all to contemplate the thing that makes the holiday season so special: Christ.
The thing about Christ is, he is the son of God. Meaning, God is his father. Meaning, it’s only logical to do a post about Daddies. DIDN’T EXPECT ME TO TAKE IT THERE DID YA?
To quote one Benny Morecock: “I don’t know if this was before your time– I’ll admit, it was before my time. But I should give a HAT TIP to Joe Gage. Those of you that aren’t familiar with him, he’s a legendary porn director who did many ground-breaking gay porn movies back in the 70’s. Well, he’s still here and as strong as ever! I was excited to take on his studio line, D/G Mutual Media, and I’ve just released his newest movie: Dad Takes a Fishing Trip.
Joe Gage presents Dad Takes a Fishing Trip
Intergenerational was never so sensational!
It’s true! Intergerational is pretty sensational! I’m not into daddies, but I can definitely appreciate the appeal of these muscle hunks fucking these hot, young studs! Allen Silver has the lead with pup Justin Taylor playing his son. Featured players include Felix Andrews, Chad Brock, Dane Hyde, Andrew Justice, Ken Mack, Sean Preston, Richie Sabatini, Colton Steele, Kain Wairn and Josh West.
Check out the free trailer on…. YouTube??? That’s right! According to Joe Gage:
“[Youtube] may have inadvertently broken new ground in the free-speech department,” Mr. Gage told me. “It contains two full-frontal nude shots that went up without a fuss. Let’s see if they let it ride.”
But don’t forget to buy Dad Takes a Fishing Trip at Studmall for 25% off!” And while I’m at it, I’ll just tell you that Studmall had DOUBLE the sales they usually get this past month because of things like the world-famous buy-one-get-two-free sale that rocked the nation (aw hell, rocked the globe). I’m just sayin’, it’s probably in your best interest to keep your eye on Studmall. Benny Morecock, manager of Studmall.com, has been acting pretty crazy lately…you never know what ricockulous sale he’ll do next. Shittttt, son.
I’m back in New York tomorrow. START SPREADIN’ THE NEWSSSSS…..
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