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Category: Art & Music Description: A group devoted to humor, jokes and overall comedy. A place for the absurd, the silly and the down right stupid things in life. If its funny it belongs on Getzlafs. NOTE: this group has nothing to do with Canadian hockey players. Type: public Created By: BacardiGuy
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1.) First rule about "Getzlafs" is to talk about "Getzlafs"
2.) Second rule about "Getzlafs" is that the rules for "Getzlafs" are not a parody from the movie "Fight Club"
3.) There is no rule 4
5.) Be respectful but don't let it interfere with Rule 6
6.) If it's funny post it
7.) No pictures of Canadian hockey players
8.) There will be more rules if things get too out of hand
9.) Get your laugh on!
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Posted By: Shippou on: 7/17/09 7:04 PM |
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with www.failblog.org
i've died laughing many times. |
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Horribly Vulgar Jokes |
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Posted By: BacardiGuy on: 2/22/09 4:16 PM |
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Ok, I'm sure we all know some really really vile/poor taste jokes. Soooo... post'em up! | |
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Werewolves can give people Parkinson's disease |
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Posted By: BacardiGuy on: 2/6/09 4:08 PM |
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMrboIf5p4k
Keepin it real with the bat crew... word |
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Naughty Fortune of the Week! |
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Posted By: BacardiGuy on: 2/2/09 8:24 PM |
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For all of you who go to Chinese restaurants you may know the old joke about saying the words, "...in bed" at the end of every fortune that you get from your fortune cookie. Well, in all wisdom- well, boredom I guess... I've save tons of fortunes that I have received from my local Chinese restaurant I frequent every Friday evening so I will post one up "...in bed" fortune each week until either other people start pitching in with it or I just get bored. >:3 | |
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RE: Naughty Fortune of the Week! |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 5/22/08 10:54 PM |
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5/22:
"Your sparkle never fades, the party beings when you arrive." ...in bed |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 6/2/08 12:12 PM |
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"Your skills and talents will be called on in unusual areas"
...in bed |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 6/6/08 9:26 PM |
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"Nothing motivates a man more than to see his boss put in an honest day's work."
...in bed |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 6/13/08 11:29 PM |
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"You will receive a surprising gift very soon."
...in bed! |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 6/18/08 10:42 PM |
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"Don't be afraid to take a chance when the opportunity of a lifetime appears."
...in bed |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 8/2/08 6:17 PM |
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"Care and attention to the key relationships in your life will pay off."
...in bed! NAUGHTY FORTUNES ARE BACK BABY!! |
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RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: Naughty Fortune of the Week! |
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Replied By: BacardiGuy on: 2/2/09 8:24 PM |
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"It is not enough to have a good mind; the main thing is to use it well."
...in bed! |
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...in bed |
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Posted By: 1plus1 on: 1/21/09 5:50 PM |
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So, Adam and I are church musicians, and for laughs we grab a hymnal and turn to the index and select a few choice hymns to add "...under the covers". The next time you're in church or at your grandma's, pick up a hymnal, take a gander and add that lovely phrase.
Exp. "Christ Arose....under the covers" He Touched Me....under the covers" : ) |
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RE: ...in bed |
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Replied By: azulpoet on: 1/21/09 5:50 PM |
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LMAO. i did that at my mom's church. she's a Jehovah's Witness so the horrid gasp that eminated from her and ecohed around the hall made even more funny. ^-^ | |