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Category: Organization
Description: God isn't even as awesome as the people in this group.. and he's pretty up there so thats saying a lot!
Type: private
Created By: MikeyBravo
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Since theres only a certain number of awesome people in the world, this group won't exceed 55.. if it does, that might just be too much awesomeness for the world to handle.. awesome overload perhaps? So as you can see it's for the well being of the planet.
Being awesome isn't something you can learn.. it's something you're born with, just like your skin color, male pattern baldness, the ability to see, and homosexuality.
However in some rare cases you may be able to catch the awesome virus, just like one would catch crabs, gonorrhea, the plague and once again homosexuality.
Awesome may also come in big doses such as obesity and small doses such as anorexia.
Side effects may include but are not limited to..
-Random acts of lunacy
-Winning at everything forever
-The urge to make up new words
-The ability to win hearts with the blink of an eye
-The use of the word "eh" or "y'all"
-The sudden ability to produce 400 babies
-The sudden ability to produce 400 more babies
-Short term memory loss
-Killer good looks
-Being called a nut case, goof ball, dork, silly willy.. etc.
-A strange obsession with ducks
-A 24/7 craving for ice cream (particularly peanut butter swirl)
-Mass spending on random objects
-Twitching
-The ability to fly.. and/or shoot laser beams out of your eyes
-Kinda sorta talking like this.. ish
-Gaining an accent
-Homosexuality
..AND much much more
DANGER! Awesome can be a highly addictive substance.. be warned!
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this group
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Posted By:
paulroy
on: 7/13/08 2:02 PM
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is so awesome
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RE: haha
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Replied By:
dan_dy
on: 6/4/08 11:25 AM
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PFFF I do that all the time without the drink...
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RE: haha
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Replied By:
smugq
on: 6/4/08 3:22 PM
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this is too awesome!haha
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RE: RE: haha
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Replied By:
MikeyBravo
on: 6/4/08 7:11 PM
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is there such a thing as too awesome?
lol
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RE: haha
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Replied By:
JChuck
on: 6/4/08 8:28 PM
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You know I've been looking for a product that would help me wave my hands faster. They just wave at normal human speed now, and that's not awesome. My prayers have been answered!
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RE: haha
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Replied By:
whatsnaname
on: 6/4/08 10:47 PM
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Lol, I think I've seen that one before or something like it. Still, I think you've made my night with that, thanks.
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RE: haha
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Replied By:
BuddyLove
on: 6/6/08 8:53 PM
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Love it! I want some! ;p
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....
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Posted By:
dan_dy
on: 6/4/08 9:18 AM
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There should be an awesome group anthem, to sing it everytime we do one of our awesome-display activities.
Should be and awesome song of course ;)
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RE: ....
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Replied By:
dan_dy
on: 6/2/08 3:03 PM
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"Should be an awesome song" I meant, I'm a little distracted with how awesome I am.
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RE: RE: ....
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Replied By:
MikeyBravo
on: 6/4/08 9:18 AM
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Haha I like that idea.. and it should be something catchy.. like a theme song haha
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or how bouuut
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Posted By:
jerseydami05
on: 6/3/08 5:45 PM
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how awesome mikey is!!!
yeah, pretty a-fucking-mazing
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RE: or how bouuut
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Replied By:
MikeyBravo
on: 5/31/08 2:43 PM
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haha you're just terrific =)
gotta say i rather enjoy my a-fucking-mazing-ness.. and your ability to make up words
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RE: RE: or how bouuut
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Replied By:
jerseydami05
on: 6/3/08 5:45 PM
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hahah what can i say
youre inspiringg =P
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So like...
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Posted By:
Sleepwalker
on: 5/31/08 2:40 PM
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Out of well over 2000 friends, you chose us to be in your club for awesome people. I can't help but be a little flattered. ^_^;;
I, personally, especially enjoy random acts of lunacy. What awesome trait does everyone else like to display most? I'm awesomely interested in everyone's awesome opinions of awesomeness.
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RE: So like...
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Replied By:
jerseydami05
on: 5/31/08 2:09 PM
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peanut butter swirl ice cream and word creating are two of my favorite awesome things =)
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RE: RE: So like...
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Replied By:
MikeyBravo
on: 5/31/08 2:40 PM
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I enjoy winning at everything forever.. and ducks of course.. I swear one day ill have a pet duck!
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