IF I KNEW I ONLY HAD 1 WEEK TO LIVE I WOULD WRITE 5 BOOKS, ROB 6 BANKS, PAINT THE SPHINX NEON GREEN AND WHITE, CRASH 2 PLANES (AND LIVE), EAT 13 ORANGES, TAKE 11 POLAROIDS OF ME HOLDING DEER ANTLERS, LEGALLY CHANGE MY NAME TO "TOTALLY DOOMED", GIVE A TENDER KISS ON THE LIPS TO MY FAVORITE FEMALE ARTIST (HER CURRENT IDENTITY IS A SECRET), START A BAND CALLED "THE GERMS 2", DROP A PAIR OF BINOCULARS INTO A BATHTUB FULL OF MILK AND HONEY, CALL EVERY PERSON IN THE PHONE BOOK WITH THE LAST NAME "VANILLA", FORCE A SNAKE TO WEAR A WIG AND A FAKE MUSTACHE & SCRAWL THE WORDS "TWILIGHT NOZE" ON MY BEST FRIENDS ARM WITH A RED SHARPIE MARKER
Black chick: When I was little I thought that white people pooped white.