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Hello, I'm David.
I'm Czech, born and raised in Brooklyn.
I had a twin at one point in my life.
Most my friends are at least a couple years older than me.
I like to laugh and smile, so do both a lot.
I compare people to animals. It works.
I'm attracted to intelligence-- academic AND social.
I am very nice if you're very nice. :)
I dislike suburbs.
I like danger.
I do my best to enjoy life.
I treat my body well.
I have a vegan diet, but with meat...
Everyone needs to chill the fuck out.
Noise canceling ear buds.
I love Asian food.
I have a lot of scars because I'm a tough guy.
Candles are sexy.
I think it's become too difficult to survive in modern society.
I really don't like alcohol, but drink socially.
Not usually interested in clubing/nightlife.
When I watch movies at home, I tend to pause them at all the good parts because I get overly excited.
I like people with interesting personalities.

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• Law Paper (11/19/09) [View | Hide]

  Excerpt: The court had to resolve a circuit split over the over the scope of the mens rea requirement in the federal aggravated identity theft statute, 18 U.S.C. § 1028A. A circuit split exists when two or more circuits in the United States court of appeals system have opposite interpretations of federal law. The court must then hear an appeal to clarify federal law. Mens rea (Latin term for “guilty mind”) is usually one of the necessary elements of a crime. The common law test of criminal liability can be expressed by “the act does not make a person guilty unless the mind be also guilty.” SNOOZE FEST. 10 pages of this crap has to be done in 3 days. I'm still fucked up from my surgery but its like 70% better. I curse a lot more than I did 1 year ago, and I'm wondering if it makes me sound a little white trash-y. Ick.

• New motto (11/13/09) [View | Hide]

  Pulverize through it.

• Luckily I never stay feeling bad for long (11/12/09) [View | Hide]

  I'm looking for new music. But I feel like I've exhausted most of my music options (or the ones I'd like). So I have to look for more and more obscure artists, which makes it even harder to find via internet (I'll never pay for music, ever). If you haven't been watching this season of Gossip Girl, I REALLY REALLY REALLY STRONGLY urge you to watch. It's the best show I've ever watched. Really! Aside from Family Guy, but the shows are 2 different genres so you can't really compare them. I have to start writing a 10 page paper for my Business Law Honors class; it's due in a week :( I have no motivation anymore though, because I know my future is going to be so inconsequential in the large scope of things. The only thing that really matters in life is being happy and having a handful of really good friends... But I'll still do a good job on it, of course. 8) I got closer to one of my friends today... she's really sweet but also really annoying. I don't really like her personality a lot of the time, she's too sarcastic & complains and whines a lot -- she reminds me of my dad. And my dad is the only person I hate in this world, but even then I can't hate him completely. But I'll give her a shot, if not I'll just 'dump' her. It's a shame I can't dump my dad, haha. I do that with most of the friends I don't really like. It sounds kind of mean, but I'm a really awesome person (this is not me being conceited...) and can find new friends really easily. I have the luxury of not having the need to hang around & waste my time with people I don't really like (and I'm very thankful for this). When I woke up from the anesthesia, I couldn't stop crying for a couple minutes. I don't know why... but I felt really sad or something. I wanted to be under for a longer time I think, haha. That concludes this entry. Since I found out that more people are reading my blog, I enjoy writing more entries more often. :) Even though this is mainly for me, if I have people to share it with I'm willing to invest more time in blogging. Thanks for reading! Really. Hope you have a great day. :)

• Feeling generally bad (11/11/09) [View | Hide]

  I got a 77 on my first midterm on my first Accounting midterm. The second time around I studied for three and a half days, to ensure I would at least get a high 80. Turns out, I STILL got a 77. I feel really discouraged and unsure about my future and my GPA. I have a 3.8 but what if it gets dragged down to shit because of this class? Sigh. I also quit smoking so I could think more clearly, but apparently that doesn't even affect my school work. What would I have gotten on the test if I hadn't studied...? The professor sucks nuts though. I hate his teaching style so much that I even bothered to write my first ratemyprofessor review. But I don't want to drop the class this late in the course... but I know I'll end up with my first B- or (shiver) a C... I really hate Accounting. I also have surgery tomorrow, and I'll have to wait 3-4 hours for my mom to pick me up and she's bitching because she says she'll be nervous for me and screw up on her interview because of me. She wanted me to reschedule, but fuck her. I'm not going to jeopardize my health just so she has an easier day. I really wish I could move out but school is so stressful. I can't take this for much longer. I don't even have a job anymore, if I moved out I'd have to get one so I could pay my rent and I'd have to do so many extra chores. But my parents live in subhuman conditions and although they complain about it, they do absolutely nothing to fix the situation. If they just put in some EFFORT they could stop living like cockroaches and live like decent people. Unfortunately, they seem to get some sort of twisted pride in living like rats. I don't fucking get it. Stupid immigrants. All in all, I feel kind of down that I have to put up with all of this. Is living in a civilized society worth all this pressure and discomfort? Sure, I have decent days most of the time, but there's a huge part of me that is attracted to the idea of being completely and utterly free. Like living in a forest, where your only concern is what to eat, where to sleep, and making sure hostile animals back the fuck off. :p But honestly, how is that really any different than what we're doing now?

• Sexy By The Summer, 2010! Mmm so sexy (11/8/09) [View | Hide]

  That's right! I've decided to permanently incorporate physical fitness into my daily life. I've never looked more fantastic or felt better about myself since I started going to the gym and being more active. I still hate lifting weights, but I like the results too much to stop. ;) I don't want to post any pictures of my progress because I only want people to see the final product. Right now I'm bulking up (eating more, YES!!!!) and then in the Spring I'll start cutting down. &I love yoga. Especially if the instructor puts on that cheesy Indian yoga music. I love it. haha I guess yoga lets me release the inner pothead from within without actually smoking (but omg, have you ever done yoga high?! its the best, A++++) PS: If you read my blog regularly, please tell me! It brings a smile to my face every time someone tells me & it makes me feel really appreciated! :) PPS: Fuck you Maine for opposing the gay marriage bill! All this hatred is degenerating our society to a more primitive state. Do you realize how much more efficient and economically sound we'd be if we all just TRIED to get along? Jesus Christ. I blame the Christians of the early centuries for planting the seeds of hate (not so much the Christians of this day and age).

• Personality Reconstruction Project (11/6/09) [View | Hide]

  Since the middle of my summer, I have been focusing more and more on improving myself for the better. I was surprised to see that it has been quite successful. I'm a lot calmer, and happier! But not as happy I would like to be. I'd say I'm about... 80% there. :) I've gained a lot of wisdom as well, more socially than academically. I'm starting to see how the world works and what's really important to me. I'm more confident about myself and a lot less shy (but still a decent amount). I'm happy with who I am now. Next step is finding a few more friends to (sadly) replace the close ones that moved away...

• Accounting is ruining my life (11/1/09) [View | Hide]

  How I expect this course to aid me in my career and personal life I started off in the beginning of the semester feeling confident about my performance in Accounting 203. That slowly began to change as I began to learn more material, and found it to be confusing. Sure, I understood why there was a debit and credit, but the whole process made me feel like there was so much unnecessary work and success in the course was based more on memorization than understanding of the content (“busy work”). I will, however, admit that I didn’t understand some of the content too. The further I got through the course, the more anxious I became. As a Finance major, I felt like I was expected to know a fair amount of this material in order to be successful in my field. However, not yet having taken a Finance course, I was and still am unsure as to how relevant Accounting is to Finance. After getting my (lowest ever) first midterm grade, I was even more shocked and panicked. “Accounting is ruining my life!” was my Facebook status. I knew I had to do well, but this was something I would definitely not want to do for the rest of my life. I would not want to have a high salary if it meant being this miserable. There was a point where I started becoming so panicked that I began rethinking my whole career path. I had been told that Finance would be the field for me, because I was “good with numbers” and frequently thought “outside the box.” I’ve come to realize that I thought out of the box so much that I found it difficult to think inside the box (I’ve always done better on harder tests than easier tests for some reason). However, I had come to realize that there was very little wiggle room in Accounting. But would the same hold true for Finance? I didn’t know. I still don’t know. Should I go back to what I originally wanted to be in high school: a graphic designer? Would I then have to transfer to another school which has a better program, and then would I be behind my friends and graduate later? Or should I continue to explore law, as I had also begun a Business Law course which I seemed to enjoy and do well in? Or should I explore something different altogether? I decided that I would hold off on such drastic changes until I sampled a Finance course, which I definitely must take next semester for sanity’s sake. I had originally thought that since I had declared my major and it seemed like a good fit, I would get all my core classes out of the way. Being older and wiser now, I find that it would have been a better idea to do a little of both every semester to reaffirm that Finance was the place for me. Accounting has forced me to explore what I want to do in the future more than any other course I have ever taken, and while it was not a very pleasant thought process, it was definitely necessary and I’m glad that I am at least a little surer of who I am and what possible paths I can take from this point in my life.

• Moving Out - Current Status (10/28/09) [View | Hide]

  I've been saving money like a Jew and have 6 or 7 thousand. Depending on if I get the same refund from Pace as I did this semester, I will definitely move out this coming summer. I will only move out if I take the intro to Finance class and like it, because otherwise I might be an Undecided major and I won't have time to work and do the added chores that I would have to do living away from home. The stress would be too much. Let's hope I like my major and get the same refund because then everything should run smoothly. :)

• I'm sick today so I made a video (10/11/09) [View | Hide]
• My "type" (10/11/09) [View | Hide]

  Down to earth (read: CALM) Funny, but also likes to laugh Thus, has to have nice teeth Likes to smoke, but not a pothead Over 5'10" Can be a little scruffy Tiny dash of sarcasm Good kisser like me, yeahhh Can leave me alone when I'm trying to sleep, I obvs don't want to cuddle then No fatties Chest hair is fine as long as there isn't a huge amount of it Trimming is key Must like doing nothing Pragmatic Older, 20-24 24 is hot, 25 is not

• my life would be an amazing film (9/10/09) [View | Hide]

  a documentary, via text messages (my side only): Hey what's up? Nothing. I'm high riding a bike~ My legs hurt ;( hey guess what guess the story gets even better i clipped the lock and stole the bike

• Into the wild I wish to go (9/4/09) [View | Hide]

  I want to live in the forest. With a bunch of people. Sound a bit ridiculous and hippy-esque doesn't it? I don't want to have to work in a store to survive in an apartment/house. I want to make my own little shack, and collect my own food to survive. THAT'S ALL I NEED TO BE HAPPY, as long as I have people around me in the same situation. I feel that there are too many unnecessary rules and institutions that we have for "money." And we get trapped in this cycle of buying and working and buying and working... I'd really like to be able to just surround myself with loving and interesting people. I'm still trying to think this through; there's barely any nature left in the world anyway. Maybe this is what I want. Just a little more nature in my life, perhaps? Regarding the medical aspect: Although this may seem hypocritical, it would be obviously necessary to visit a doctor once in a while. For these visits, I would occasionally go work to ensure I have money to pay my doctor visits in case of emergencies. Regarding age: I feel like this is something that would be much easily done as a young person, and would get progressively harder to do as you get older. This is one of the reasons why our ancestors had shorter lifespans. But if you think about it, aren't 40-50 years of leisure and enjoyment enough? Sure, people die at 90 nowadays, but they burn through the bulk of their lives working.

• Sexy By The Summer (9/2/09) [View | Hide]

  isn't important anymore i don't feel like recording my progress anymore maybe I'll do one a month or something but I do look better now :)

• Alright, I'll say it (8/23/09) [View | Hide]

  I'm excited to go to school. But mainly for the back to school shopping. GAY.

• And that's how the fight started. (7/23/09) [View | Hide]

  My boyfriend and I are watching Who Wants To Be A Millionaire while we were in bed. I turned to him and said, 'Do you want to have sex?' 'No,' he answered. I then said, 'Is that your final answer?' He didn't even look at me this time, simply saying 'Yes.' So I said, 'Then I'd like to phone a friend.. And that's how the fight started.

• Sexy By The Summer Week 12 (7/23/09) [View | Hide]

  I got skinnier and now almost all my underwear falls off :( Time to go shopping~~~

• The Twirling Twins (7/16/09) [View | Hide]

  There was once a set of twirling twins, who had a disease that made them twirl in circles for as long as they were awake. As you can begin to imagine, this disease was highly troublesome and they were widely famed for bringing great misfortune wherever they went. They broke things constantly, had a hard time concentrating from the constant dizziness, and were incredibly broken down and unsociable, for the twenty three years they were alive they were only criticized and hated. The pair had neither friends nor parents, for they were all killed in tragic accidents caused by the twins. Lonely and constantly surrounded by negativity, the two kept to themselves (they had no choice in the matter; physical contact was not a thing either could have). They were always easily spotted, for they took up much space and people had to make room for them on the sidewalk. If the twins touched something, it was immediately shattered or broken because they spun so fast. It was as if they were separated from the world by an invisible bubble which prevented both social and physical contact. Eating was very difficult, so they were extremely skinny yet the constant movement made them limber and lithe. They were both models, because their bodies were unique and when the photos were freeze-framed the figures in them looked superhuman and irresistibly attractive. However, this just fueled even more jealousy and hatred towards them. They had no option for a real relationship, yet the rest of the human population could not resist the physique of the two. The twins went out once a day and once a night; to buy groceries, and to choose a human for their sexual needs. Amongst the public, to be chosen to spend the night with a twin was something like winning the lottery, everyone looked forward to it. In fact, the law required that every person over 18 be required to have a belt which held a device to transform it into a “seatbelt” for these lucky occasions. They served as identification for citizens and were fully customizable, as the most important fashion accessory for looking unique. Life remained static for the twins for another five years. Then, they began to evolve. They began to be able to the strength of the spinning, until they finally mastered how to move like normal humans. The only side effect of this talent was that if they relaxed their muscles to start spinning again, they would spin a great deal faster (as when a spring gains more strength when suppressed). Content with finally being able to move like a normal human, they were completely idolized by everyone in the world. Their beauty made them gods among men; they were the world’s largest celebrities; every move they made was recorded for the public to see from three different angles on three different channels. However, the twins were unable to enjoy all this attention and love because they had been turned completely emotionless and did not know how to respond to the masses of passionate and expressive feelings hurled at them all at once. The only way to the way the twins have come to understand the world is to analyze a mime’s behavior, in the sense that despite they both have hard times communicating with people, they also always attract attention. Over time, the fame and lack of privacy the twins experienced was even more emotionally devastating than their prior lifestyle, and they began to go insane. The government saw their feeble state of mind as an opportunity to exploit their unique gifts. They were drafted into the army and tortured and trained into killing machines. The extreme burst of energy generating through the “releasing of the spring” gave them the ability to be walking human shredders. They required no weapon to tear apart massive armies in seconds or armor to stop bullets; their bodies were enough. They could influence the weather as they pleased, able to create hurricanes in the blink of an eye. The country was quickly established as the planet’s leader and there was peace in the world. However, once the world had no use for the twins, they became even more berserk. Being outcasts once turned to gods, then discarded again was too much for them to bear. Their minds completely crumbled and had no structure to their thoughts. They now relied on their instincts, and had nothing but hatred for the people that turned them into these monsters. The pair who had once brought peace to the world now turned forces and wrought destruction. The twins began killing off the population, and they were the only ones left on the planet in only six days. On the seventh, they found that there was no one left and once again felt that they had no purpose. Unable to bear the thought of this any longer, they began to twirl as fast as they could. Soon they began breaking through the ground and into the Earth. When they began to break through the core of the planet, the heat became too much for their bodies and their flesh began to erode off as well. They continued until they too were shredded to nothing. And once again, the planet was in peace as it slowly healed itself, rebuilding everything the two humans had destroyed.

• This summer is really relaxing (7/13/09) [View | Hide]

  I'm not getting much done, but I suppose that's the point. :P Life is good, albeit dull at times.

• Sexy By The Summer Week 9 (6/29/09) [View | Hide]

  The picture color-ing came out weird. It looks very similar to the previous picture, but I got noticeably thinner.

• [x] (6/16/09) [View | Hide]

  uz nevim co se sebou delat. :'C

• Sexy By The Summer Week 6 (6/7/09) [View | Hide]

  Hmmm, good progress.

• Sexy By The Summer Week 4 (5/25/09) [View | Hide]

  Better?

• Sexy By The Summer Week 2 (5/9/09) [View | Hide]

  The only difference I see is that the line separating my abs got deeper and I lost some body fat.

• Cigarettes. (5/7/09) [View | Hide]

  So I bought my first pack of cigarettes last night. Hmmmm. My thoughts? I'm not sure exactly. I don't love them, but I don't really hate them either. I don't plan on being a heavy smoker, and I don't think I'll even buy another unless I still don't have a dealer. I think its cool how you squeeze the tip and then its menthol-y. Its the little things that make it somewhat 'fun.' ...I'm easily amused. But its lame at the same time. Laaammmeeeeee. I'm not sure what my thoughts are yet. Try everything once, right?

• (5/6/09) [View | Hide]

  There are so many things available for me to do, and I have little interest in any of them. I just want to live in my own little world... it's a shame I'm too mentally stable for that. Some fun observations: -Interracial couple attract attention whether they're surrounded by racists or not. This is due to the fact that their skin tones contrast and your eyes automatically veer towards them. -The best tasting foods always require preparation. -If you put your iPod on shuffle, you'll be surprised by the amount of songs you have on there that you don't like. -Cities will look so cool in 400 years when they're dilapidated and covered in flora. -Japan is full of incredibly talented and imaginative people. I'd love to live there, but they aren't very welcoming to foreigners and their language is quite difficult to learn. -Hannah Montana is an evil bitch and she knows it. -Civil unrest is ignored until everyone joins in. -The government really does control our lives (for the most part). -Umbrellas always break. -No one really reads blogs, even if you're famous. -Youtube is dying. Thank God. -Too bad there isn't a God. -America is not the mostamazingestcoolestomgthatplaceisawesomecountry ever. But NYC still is the coolest place around, and that won't change. -I hope technology improves tenfold by the time I'm forty so I still have a reasonable amount of time to enjoy it. -It is ironic that most 'eco-friendly' hipsters/losers/freaksorwhatever are always seen reading a book. -I hope the 70's - 90's are never repeated. Ever. -Everyone superbly skinny should wear ten inch heels. You'd look even more amazing. -Everyone secretly loves to hate children. -Once Africa's mines run dry, the whole continent should be nuked. We (and they) have done irreversible damage to the people and landscape, and they deserve to be put out of their misery. -As horrible as it sounds, slavery was quite effective. But now we have machines. -There are too many people living on this planet. -There is nothing wrong with nudity. -But there is something wrong with the obese, disabled, mentally incapacited, and many others for which I can't come up with names that don't sound completely childish. -Life is about the survival of the fittest, yet humans have sought to change that and now are paying the price.

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Macy	Comment left on: 11/20/09 4:59 PM I got caught once, that's when my book has ended...watch out cupcake. <3

JaceCarter

Comment left on: 11/20/09 9:52 AM thats it! good film!

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Comment left on: 11/19/09 3:33 PM he's a great actor too. see the film perfume: a story of a murderer. its great.

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Comment left on: 11/19/09 2:20 PM we're both finally verified :D

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Comment left on: 11/19/09 1:06 PM You're Czech, born and raised in the East. I'm Slovakian, born and raised in the West. If we ever met, we'd probably-- discover one simple rule to eliminate belly fat forever! DO NOT BLEACH-- Local mom discovers advertising caters to hegemony!

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Comment left on: 11/19/09 11:53 AM Hey Im a regular house mom! HOW DARE YOU!!! lol

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Comment left on: 11/18/09 9:14 PM dare i ask about the fat nipples?

DKNY	Comment left on: 11/18/09 6:59 PM New York isn't for everyone.

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Comment left on: 11/18/09 6:21 PM Fat nips are OM NOM NOM licious. Provided they be on a muscular slab of beef.

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Comment left on: 11/18/09 5:29 PM hey man, thanks for the request. I like your play list a lot and i'm about to dive into some of your blogs. hope this finds you well!!