IGotJewHorns' Profile
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City: South Austin
State/Province: TX
Country: US
Age:
22
Height:
6' 2"
Weight:
175 lbs.
Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Brown
Body Type:
Average
Ethnicity:
White
Occupation:
Poor Student.
myInterests
Interests/Hobbies
- Drawing
- People watching
- Road trips
- Reptiles & Amphibians
- Cartoons
- Obscure B Movies
Music I Like:
I get sick of music so fast. I currently like frankmusik, camera obscura, cursive, azure ray, Metric, Dresden Dolls, 3Oh!3 Hollywood Undead, Poe, and a bunch of other random stuff...
I also regret to say that I kind of like lady gaga. Ugh.
Films I Like:
- May
- Love Me If You Dare
- Strangers With Candy
- Tideland
Literature I Like:
Marabou Stork Nightmares
Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep?
The Crying Of Lot 49
TV Shows I Like:
- Dexter
- Californication
- US of Tara
- Fairly Odd Parents
- Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends
myAffiliations
Companies
Affiliations
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DList URL: http://www.dlist.com/IGotJewHorns
aboutIGotJewHorns
Mess with the Jew, Get the horns.
For the record, I never use the "into" thing that shit is gay.
The name's Marty.
I abide by racist mondays
sexist tuesdays
homophobic wednesdays
sexual harassment thursdays
and antisemitic fridays.
My sense of humor is dark. I am a secret optimist. Shit almost always works out, it's just funny when it doesn't.
I'm a sardonic fuck.
I'm excessively verbose.
I am an incidental Jew.
I don't really like gay people.
I find they interact much as dogs do, except instead of noses they use penises. I haven't really met anyone to the contrary.
I'm an ex vegetarian of 5 years but I still rarely eat meat. It's just habit now I guess. I fully support the murder of any and all animals for little to no reason, including food sport, or just bad driving.
But I do like animals; the insects and reptiles. Frogs are cool too. Snakes are my favorite, Spiders too. I pick up cockroaches and put them outside. That is unless they jump on me, then shit is ON.
I'm not a dog person. I don't do well with things that need constant attention. I'm also not good with house plants, not that they require constant attention they just can't let you know when they do.
I'm a surprisingly sane and put together person but everyone has their handful of vices. I'm not a hopeless romantic, nor overtly depressed and love lorn. I am very in the moment and I appreciate the present usually with disregard for past of future endeavors.
Btw. We're not going to hook up no matter how shirtless you get. Well actually if you manage to remove the first five layers of skin I'll consider it.
I actually find guys more attractive with articles of clothing on, I guess I'm a bad gay. Seriously though, it's not going to work out. I'm pretty happy as is.
The following people are not allowed to be friends with me.
. People who have quizes, surveys, or otherwise vauge attempts at conveying your personality in way that is not structured like a sentence or full thought process.
. Soap box preachers.
. People who speak in 3 words or less.
. People who have issues with the fact my user name is a blatantly antisemitic caricature of myself.
BTW.
My myspace does it better.
myspace.com/thinkplease
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myFriends'Comments (4)
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how_hip18
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Comment left on: 6/7/09 2:24 AM
A. I have no idea why I have a display of my potential sexual interests...God knows I'm not fulfilling any of them, nor do I remember writing about them.
B. Thanks. I miss you.
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stephn
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Comment left on: 5/1/09 10:45 PM
why the fuck are you in texas?
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knappyr00ts
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Comment left on: 3/16/09 11:14 PM
lol... thats what i meant by 'it's sexy time' ... see how many of the ho crew would bother me in the chat... but now that i see and my painkiller prescription has run out... im completely ashamed... :(
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PeaceFrog85
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Comment left on: 1/20/08 1:04 AM
I love that you're on Dlist
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