Horseback riding, fashion design, snorting diamonds, clubbing, bathing in the limelight
Music I Like:
we'd waste less time listing the ones i dislike
Films I Like:
I recently fell in love with the movie Stardust. Watch it. Multiple climaxes guaranteed.
Stick It!
Clueless
Bring It On
Bicentennial Man
Ultraviolet
Resident Evil: Extinction
Stardust
An Inconvenient Truth
Genesis
Apollo 13
Vanity Fair
Evolution
City Slickers
Grumpy/Grumpier Old Men
9 to 5
How to Beat the Cost of Living
The Thing!
any old, obscure, lovable movie
Literature I Like:
Skinny Bitch
I'm America, AND SO CAN YOU!
The Life of Frederick Douglas
TV Shows I Like:
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles, BSG (new), South Park, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Mind of Mencia, anything on National Geographic, Animal Planet (Emergency Vets), The Science Channel, Penn & Teller: Bullshit!, Queer As Folk
In an attempt to cater to what I expect is a very short attention span, some of my profile's highlights will be presented in bullet-form. Bon appetit.
-I'm a straight-acting guy, because, well...I'm a guy and that's what the blueprint said. I kayak, run, lift, sail, play soccer (when I can) and compete with my horse. Like any good WASP-spawn, I play squash and love it, and chances are after a warm-up (I don't play often) I'll own you in tennis or beach volleyball, too. If you can give me a run for my money, I'll welcome an ass kicking.
-Born in Munich, I came here when I was about 4 years old. It's still my home at heart, and to that end I return when I can. Viva Bavaria =)
-I don't have gay friends; companionship on that level doesn't involve sex, so why should sexuality be a qualifying factor? I'm not going to fuck my friends, and they just fall into place. There's no election that takes place based on certain criteria to determine who friends are. This is my life, not The Price is Right. That being said, I don't have an issue with the idea of a gay friend. It'd be a coincidence, alright, but not a problem.
-I like guys who, 9 times out of 10, would rather be out hiking, skiiing, boarding and especially trying something totally new. Life is too short to waste being sedentary. My mind requires just as much exercise as my body, so even if you don't bring much to the table in the former, at least be receptive to growth. I'm an all-terrain kinda guy and I like to get my hands dirty building, tinkering, experimenting and just horsing around. If you're a mud wrestler with MENSA membership, APPLY NOW.
-I'm the guy who sits in rush-hour traffic an hour behind schedule for a critical, life-changing interview with my feet up on the dashboard listening to the radio, enjoying some time to kick back. So ask yourselves- when it rains, do you run from door to door, trying to stay dry, getting wet all the while...or do you accept that it's raining and walk with dignity?
-I'm a real jerk sometimes, and you know what? You should call me out on it, because I need a good punch in the face now and then. What I want more than anything else in the entire world right now is to become a better person- the person I wanna be. As I'm now in college, I'm terrified that I'll just ruin my chance at a new beginning, and the rest of my life will follow.
-Despite my arrogance and outrageous superiority complex, I'm actually pretty insecure. Whenever I'd go to camp or on cruises as a kid, I'd be too afraid to introduce myself and just be one of the guys and play. That hesitation has made me really depend on a persona that's more outgoing, shocking, and extravagant- but I don't think it's all really me. I try to get attention all the wrong ways. haha on cruises I'd sit in the library playing computer games on my laptop and I'd seem as disgruntled as possible so other kids would ask me why, and then I'd have someone to talk to, and I'd have attention. I want to become a fully open, happy person who doesn't conceal these terrible fears
-Solicitation of your private pictures or requests to see more pictures of me (I have no private pictures) will result in your summary deletion. I have no interest in your private pictures and even less in showing anybody inappropriate photos of ME. If I wanted to share such material at all, it would be posted publicly. When you add me or accept a request from me and unlock your photos immediately, without having read my profile, you're sending me an electronic slap in the face; nothing could be more insulting. Real people DO NOT behave that way. You don't meet new people and ask them to take their clothes off for you- that behavior is entirely unbecoming of any intelligent, dignified individual.
-Deep down, I've got a lot of joy. It just needs to come out. Getting to know me is sometimes a slow process, and it entails shedding that security blanket I mentioned earlier before the real me comes out (and I think you'd like the real me a lot more)
-Yeah, I'm a model...but that doesn't make me any better than you. I was born this way by accident- I didn't choose this nose or these eyes. It's a twist of fate and lineage, and it doesn't entitle me to anything. As such, it's not a bragging right. It's just something I do to make myself feel better, to be honest. Not even about the money. I'd be lying if I said it was fun. You might say I capitalize on being a genetic freak haha.
-THERE IS SO MUCH MORE to a person than a single pastime (eg., above). I'm an avid equestrian of fifteen years, and I do still compete from time to time. That training provided a framework for my personality, centered around a strict sense of propriety, discipline and professionalism. I ride, I rock climb, I laugh my ass off wrestling in the rain with friends, I do everything that makes being a human being wonderful. This body will begin to deteriorate in a matter of years, decades- it doesn't matter how long I've got. When the time comes, I'll be damned if I can't say I tried to experience as much as possible.
-Compulsive gymgoer. Seven days a week, often twice a day. I'll push this flesh and bone til it falls apart.
-I really dislike feminine gay guys and guidos. Seriously. Get a fucking video camera, record yourself, and try to take it seriously. At the same time, everyone has a right to be who they are; I'll even defend that right, so bam, there you go. Instant hypocrisy.
-I love a lot of music that most people have never heard of... I hear something, google the lyrics and try to find more from the same band. iTunes is going to run me into a debt that could put me through med school. Oy...
-This is the part of my profile in which you should know that I'm not afraid to say what I'm thinking, even if it means knowingly offending you. Having said that, I invite you to navigate away from my profile and to another page if it suits you. Just remember- you had fair warning, and if you feel you didn't, then it's your fault for not reading my profile.
-As human beings, we all reflect millennia of evolution. Our ancestors lived and died to make us what we are today. Statistically impossible odds were racked up in favor of the outlandish with each atom that moved into place to create the world we know today. DO NOT DISRESPECT THAT LINEAGE BY ACTING LIKE A CHILD.
-Just try to talk to me. Don't prod me for sex or photos...just treat me like a person and hopefully we can become friends :D
-We are all bound to certain, inevitable realities, such as the predisposition to which we are indentured genetically. By this I mean instinct; comparable to programming. As sapient creatures, we are aware of our environment and make choices accordingly, listening to the silent hand of instinct that whispers in our mind, rising up from a more elemental depth of the human psyche. We are all bound by our nature. We are all constrained by our programming. As such, I don't blame people for being who they are. I ask only the same in return.
-I live happily and dangerously. People are constantly in search of the next fountain of youth, never bothering to ask themselves why they want to live. To me, that is a life of fear. I'm less afraid of dying than I am afraid of living without a purpose.
-I respect courage and confidence in guys above most else. If you can shrug off the odds, your own failure and accept it as an immutable fact of life, you'll have my respect
-I once tracked down a breeder of anteaters from Brazil
-There was a time I would have simply told you to your face that I don't like you and turned away. No matter how heinously you might act toward me, it doesn't give me reason to be an asshole in turn. You have the right to be respected.
-If you've made it this far, then thank you. It means something to me, but I'm not sure what yet. You know how people ask "so what are you looking for?" Well, I get horny like everyone else, and I might be tempted to hook up...but I won't. I just broke up with the one person who fulfilled me, made me happy and could have loved- but I'm still full of joy and humor...so I want to share that with someone, be it a friend or more (though I'm not sure if I'm ready). As an equestrian of nearly fifteen years, I was always told that when you fall of, you suck it up, get back on and keep going. That's not to say I don't feel the loss; I do. Who knows? I'm just trying to find something familiar. There's a reservoir of memory and emotion in me that is dying to break free and be shared with someone else. More than that, I want to listen to your stories and your passions and fears. By exchanging these things, we pick and choose elements of who we want to be
-I think every time people interact, it should be a learning experience. The same is true of relationships. So let's all make each other better people. All it takes is a lil' effort and the will to make tomorrow a better day. (cliche of the millennium)
-We've all been through the "hey, what's up? you're mad cute" routine before. Pick something new or find someone else to chat up.
-If you do not consider yourself a conversationalist, do not attempt to become one. Stick to what you know best.
-I love having a real conversation. Something new should be had by both parties. A conversation consists of two individuals who leave as more than they were before they began.
-Despite the way I type, I'm a really funloving guy.
-Acai sorbet makes my mouth horny
-Before I die, I will wrangle a platypus
-I love muscles. Chest, abs, arms- in that order.
-Unicorns are best when covered in mayonnaise. Ask anyone- he'll tell you.
I'm not big on About Me sections because I've always believed that you should get to know someone by talking to them. There's nothing you'll find in an "About Me" that can adequately prepare you for spending time with me. Meeting me is like losing your virginity- you might feel a pinching sensation, wish you'd used lube and might not know what hit you five minutes after.
Everyone is just a little bit shallow. My little bit is actually a lot. If at any point in time you complain about that, then you should've read this or should've decided to IM somebody else. I let everyone live the way they want to, so all I ask in return is the same respect.
Yeah I hear you, it takes a certain person to enjoy the G... that would be me. Some of my friends were like "wow didn't know you liked Safari trucks" lol but I do.. I've had it for like 4 years now. I might be trading it in for a new E coupe or maybe a convertible.
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