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THESE ARE A FEW OF MY FAVORITE THINGS (FUN FACTS):
-Special Talents: Converting oxygen into carbon dioxide and bladder control (at least for now)
-Love Tea: vanilla strawberry rose, indian chai, and Chocolate Raspberry, Mate' Vana
-Chow chows/dogs
-I put cinnamon on everything
-I'm a glutton
-Hence I like going to the gym a lot
-I used to weigh 365 pounds and lost about 170 pounds in a year and a half--- don't have the desire to go back to that state ever again
-Therefore I like to eat healthy...even thou I slip up most of the time
-I have an unhealthy addiction to Peanut Butter
-People who shop at Wal-Mart fascinate me---its like going to the zoo when (and if) ever you do go
-Fun Fact #289: Whitney Houston should have stayed on crack...if she hasn't already
-I love the color purple (both the movie and the color-- it's not just a color it's a lifestyle)
-I love hats even thou I kinda don't look good in them
-I'm masculine and looking for the same...welllllll I'm somewhere in between masculine and feminine :P I'm like Sweden, I'm neutral and nonthreatening :P
-If you've read this far then I like you...congrats ;P
-Fun fact #234: Paris Hilton is a slutty skank
-Love Starbucks coffee(SKINNY VANILLA LATTES!)
-I sleep with a fan on year round (even in the winter)
-swimming is good for your tongue muscles (fun fact #34)
-coconut milk and vanilla shampoo are the best shampoos ever made PERIOD
-Frogs do not drink, they absorb water and moisture through their skin (fun fact #125)
-I want to meet the man who invented math...so i can strangle him
-penguins are the shit...and penguin shit is even shittier
-I like Fiber (poopin' is gooooood for ya, just ask Jamie Lee Curtis :D)
-I love Cooking/Culinary Arts and love to cook and bake :)
-I love guys who wear boxer-briefs or nothing at all
-tattoos are hot
-fuzzy chests are hot
-piercings are hot (except for a prince albert---i like my penis wayyyy too much to do that, kthanks)
-Some will call me a "dork" some a "nerd"...i'm a hybrid of the two...a "dord"
-Jeeps
-Aviator sunglasses/sunglasses in general (I have a think about showing my eyes in public...mainly it's cuz I wanna look at weird people without them knowing I'm staring at them)
-I'm OCD about what I eat
-I think guys who knit are hot
-Pilates
-I have a Guinea Pig named Frankie Oliver who I love and spoil
-Sushi (major love right there)
-Vodka and Tequila (Grey Goose and Patron ONLY...however the more drunk I get both my standards for alcohol and quality of vocab diminish).
-My perfect boyfriend would have to be someone like Seth Rogan...he is so fucking cute and what a sense of humor!
-I hate that I love Britney Spears so much...crazy bitch BUY MORE UNDIES AND COVER THAT SWAGGY TWAT!
Timbo Reardon
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