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State/Province: WA
Country: US


Age: 20
Height: 5' 10"
Weight: 157 lbs.
Hair Color: Light Brown
Eye Color: Green
Body Type: Athletic
Ethnicity: White

Occupation: Student

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Soccer, running.


Music I Like:

ABBA, Alanis Morissette, Asia, B52s, Barry Manilow, Bee Gees, Bette Midler, Beyonce, Blondie, Bruce Springsteen, Celine Dion, Cher, Coldplay, Cyndi Lauper, Dave Matthews, David Bowie, Depeche Mode, Destiny's Child, Dido, Dire Straits, Doobie Brothers, Earth Wind & Fire, Electric Light Orchestra, Elton John, En Vogue, Fleetwood Mac, Frank Sinatra, Hall & Oates, Israel Kamakawiwo'ole, Johnny Cash, Journey, Judy Garland, Madonna, Mariah Carey, Michael Jackson, Oasis, Paul Simon, Phil Collins, Queen, Rammstein, REM, REO Speedwagon, Rick Astley, Robert Palmer, Sanford Townsend Band, Sarah McLachlan, Shania Twain, Stevie Nicks, The Bangles, Tina Turner, Van Halen, Whitney Houston.


Films I Like:

Network, There Will Be Blood, No Country For Old Men, Burn After Reading, The Man Who Wasn't There, The Big Lebowski, Fargo, Intolerable Cruelty, Revolutionary Road, American Beauty, The Hours, The Game, Casino, The Silence of the Lambs, The Departed, The Usual Suspects, Memento, Munich, Wall Street, Braveheart, Gladiator, Seven, The French Connection, Man on Fire, Road to Perdition, Aliens, The Shining, Michael Clayton, Magnolia, Nixon, Crimson Tide, Iron Man, Schindler's List, Zulu, Downfall, Black Hawk Down, Best In Show, Domino, Ordinary People, Cast Away, In The Bedroom, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, A Civil Action, Payback, Heat, The Exorcist, L.A. Confidential, The Godfather Series, Charlie Wilson's War, American Psycho, The Queen, Notes on a Scandal, The Royal Tenenbaums, Stranger Than Fiction, Body of Lies, The Hurt Locker, (500) Days of Summer, A Serious Man, Precious, In The Loop, Avatar.


Literature I Like:

Sellevision, Running With Scissors, Dry, Magical Thinking, Possible Side Effects, Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim, The Catcher In The Rye, American Psycho, Fahrenheit 451, The Far Side (it's totally literature, fuck you!), The Perks of Being a Wallflower.


TV Shows I Like:

The Wire, South Park, COPS, Speeders, The Sopranos, Top Chef, Project Runway, Flipping Out, Cash Cab, Real Housewives, Beautiful People, Kathy Griffin: My Life on the D-List, West Wing, Planet Earth, Family Guy, Arrested Development, 30 Rock, Weeds, The Office (UK), The Shield, X-Files, Queer as Folk, Nip/Tuck, Damages, Parks and Recreation, Pawn Stars.

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I ask not for a lighter burden, but for broader shoulders.

There will be no peace until they love their children more than they hate us. - Golda Meir

Well, I'm a ponies major with a minor in butterflies, but I know this is a SERIOUS class so my paper is going to be on SCIENCE!



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My name is Mason. I'm a student. I love movies, music, friends, soccer, liquor, puppies, rainbows, and kisses.

I don't need a daddy! Stop asking me! Unless you're Anderson Cooper. And maybe John Slattery...

Stolichnaya Vanil with Coca-Cola is my drink.

I played soccer in high school but am not playing in college. College athletics doesn't allow you to have as much of a life as I enjoy having right now. The pink socks and underwear picture is actually the attire my team wore in an informal soccer match. :D

Honesty is paramount.

I don't enjoy being the center of attention but frequently find myself there. Maybe if I'd stop taking off my pants...

I'm kind of a nerd.

I HATE voicemail. I usually have at least a dozen saved on my phone. I just detest listening to them. They're so awkward.

Anyway, I'm a pretty friendly guy. If you want to get to know me, send me a message.

Also: if you send me a message and I reply... and then you reply... don't delete what I said, because then I can't remember what I was talking to you about. Yay, thanks!




HAY GUISE IM AN INDIAN










Stolichnaya Vanil

The Nectar of the Gods. In Madagascar, vanilla was so sought after that vanilla bean robbery was a major problem. Especially when pure vanilla beans from Madagascar and Indonesia are infused with Stoli vodka. Like all Stoli flavors, Stoli Vanil is made using an infusion process in which all-natural flavors are infused into Stolichnaya vodka before filtration.


2004 Beverage Institute Silver Medal Winner



A very special Christmas poem by FauxReal!

'Twas the night before Christmas, and all through my pants, my body was shivering, my dick in a dance. I wanted some ass and I wanted some cock, I wanted to bottom and I wanted to top. When all of the sudden, I heard such a bang, and then appeared Mason... all I could say was, "Dang!" He stood there before me with no clothing on, my eyes raced up and down his beautiful body then focused in on, what lay between his two beautiful thighs - an 8-inch cock, I tell you no lies! I fell to my knees and started to plea, "Oh Mason. Mason have your way with me!" We started to kiss and arose such a hard-on, I had to service stroking it with my tongue. The precum was pouring, and my hole began to sweat, the timing was perfect that the two should've met. But Mason knew better and threw me down, he begin to rim my hole - and oh what a sound! I screamed and I moaned and begged him to stop, this raunchy sex was just too hot. I got so excited when all before I knew it... I looked at my wet cock and my load, I blew it! But I was still hard and ready to go, so I straddled on Mason and he went with the flow. I grabbed his hard dick and began to slide it down my crack, I ran my hands down his shaft to his balls sack. I pushed my hole down around just the head, Mason pushed back into the bed. I could tell the pleasure was all just too much, but I kept on sliding, I was ready to fuck! I bounced up and down so hard on his prick, never before did I love such a dick. I grabbed his chest and leaned in to kiss, we we're truly in bliss. As I leaned forward he continued to plow, all I could think of was, "WOW!" The look in his eyes said it all, I knew he was ready to blow so I started to ride him fast then slow. He grabbed my waist at the hips, pushing me down balls deep on his dick. As I felt his cock pulsating his seed I smiled knowing my hole he would feed. All full of his cum I was the happiest guy, we both fell limp and let out a sigh. I looked into his eyes and kissed his lips, I whispered to him "I got my Christmas wish, hot steamy sex with a boy that is Jewish!"




Patrick Bateman You're a fucking ugly bitch. I want to stab you to death, and then play around with your blood.

I have all the characteristics of a human being: blood, flesh, skin, hair; but not a single, clear, identifiable emotion, except for greed and disgust. Something horrible is happening inside of me and I don't know why. My nightly bloodlust has overflown into my days. I feel lethal, on the verge of frenzy. I think my mask of sanity is about to slip.


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The Great Communicator Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same.

-Ronald Reagan
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Wilskie

Comment left on: 9/2/10 2:44 PM

Oh gosh. Mason hitting the club scene even harder? Those lucky
Washington boys. How are you, Mason? I would love to catch up.

Wilskie

Comment left on: 9/2/10 2:53 AM

Hey, are you really still twenty? And also, can I dropkick your bottom
with my wiener?

scubasteve

Comment left on: 9/1/10 7:05 PM

Oh cool, i just graduated last may, so its weird not going back. instead
i just work everyday. its not that bad thou lol.

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Comment left on: 9/1/10 2:53 PM

I'd say you're from SoCal looking at your photos =P

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Comment left on: 9/1/10 2:31 PM

svimming vit mi friens

scubasteve

Comment left on: 9/1/10 1:19 AM

hi, how goes it :)

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Comment left on: 8/31/10 1:29 PM

cheesecake.

mrshypenoi

Comment left on: 8/28/10 4:01 PM

hey bizznatch. long time no talk. how are you?

roll_a_j

Comment left on: 8/28/10 11:18 AM

hey thanks for the add! :) quite the stud you are. haha and gotta love
diana ross....

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lmao

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