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City: Sydney
State/Province:
Country: AU
Age:
21
Height:
5' 8"
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Hair Color:
Dark Brown
Eye Color:
Brown
Body Type:
N/A
Ethnicity:
White
Occupation:
Cinema Usher/Student
myInterests
Interests/Hobbies
Photography, concerts, music festivals, house parties, clubbing, bar hopping, tennis, volleyball & spontaneous adventures.
Music I Like:
Roisin Murphy, Gossip, Dukes of Windsor, Passion Pit, The Kooks, The Sounds, Robyn, Deadmau5, Moloko, Cicada, The Golden Filter, Friendly Fires, Laurent Wolf, The Killers, Simian Mobile Disco, Aeroplane, New Young Pony Club, Daft Punk, Empire of the Sun, Cassette Kids, Space Cowboy, Chromeo, Dragonette, Franz Ferdinand, The Two Door Cinema Club, Lady Gaga, David Guetta, Bloc Party, Modest Mouse, Midnight Juggernaugts, Space Cowboy, Benny Benassi, Christian Marchi, CSS, & Lykke Li.
Films I Like:
The Butterfly Effect, White Chicks, Anchorman, Donnie Darko, Eurotrip, Just Friends, Mulholland Drive, Not Another Teen Movie, The Ring, Saw 1-6, Secret Window, Bad Boys, 28 Days, 28 Weeks Later, Lars & The Real Girl, 500 Days of Summer, Mean Girls, & She's The Man.
Literature I Like:
The Handmaid's Tale, The Crucifix Killer, A Necessary Evil, Two Girls - Fat & Thin, The Crying of Lot 49, Look Who's Morphing, Lockpick Pornography, David Lachapelle - Heaven & Hell, Moments: The Pulitzer Prize Winning Photographs, Shutter Island, & The Great Gatsby.
TV Shows I Like:
The Amazing Race, Friends, Thank God You're Here, The Ellen Degeneres Show, Property Ladder, Grand Designs, Good News Week, Desperate Housewives, Beauty & The Geek, Spicks & Specks, 30 Rock, Parks & Recreations, American Dad, Family Guy, Project Runway, Location Location Location, Relocation Relocation, & Cougar Town.
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aboutgrkboi88
Sarcasm is my native tongue.
"Thou shalt be the perfect man"
~ God on creating John.
This is the biography of the one and only John. John was born on the 26th of October 65B.C. in Outback Wadonga.
He was the divine offspring of God and Hatshepsut (an obelisk has been built to honour his birth by the slaves of his late mother).
John spent his early childhood in his father's workshop watching him create the world as we know it today. He also accompanied his mother on the Punt expeditions where he was forced to carry her on his shoulders.
John's parents both passed away when he was only at the tender age of 701, and was left alone in this cruel cruel world to fend for himself.
He began to look for work in his local village, but then realized shops were yet to be invented. It was then when John invented the art of prostitution, and was commonly seen walking the streets and roaming local farm lands in search of a one night stand, and some cash.
In 1556A.D. John's life took a complete turn as he finally met his first true love. Her name was Queen Elizabeth.
The two were inseparable and were seen making out in the local wetlands, and on some occasions, in telephone booths.
Again, John's life took another sharp turn, as he created what is now called, 'porn'. John and Queen Elizabeth made many splendid movies together, and the pair quickly rose to stardom.
Lavishing parties, expensive designer clothing, and stunning automobiles, to name a few, was what the two absorbed as their stardom continued to rise.
In 1998, Queen Elizabeth was abducted from the couple's two bedroom cottage just by George's River.
The stress levels rose and John became a member at his local video shop, to relieve himself from his burdens. But little did he know that the video tape he picked up that Sunday morning, would inform him of his love's whereabouts.
John inserted the video into his VCR and sat back to enjoy the coverless black tape he picked up at the store. The piracy rules appeared, and the movie began to play.
This was no ordinary movie. John was startled with what he saw on the tape. Queen Elizabeth was chained to a toilet bowl in a filthy toilet. Next to her was a box that John could not make out what it contained.
He could see that his wife was opening the box, and immediately the voice over said,
"I want to play a game. Right hand red!"
John was mortified with Jigsaw's actions. Jigsaw was John's biggest rival in the movie industry. For years, John was ranked at no.1 and Jigsaw came in a close second in terms of blockbuster hits.
On screen, a red haired woman dressed in a doctor's outfit appeared. It was Ginger Spice, Jigsaw's assistant.
Ginger Spice's voice was heard saying as she began approaching Queen Elizabeth,
"I really really really wanna make you say aaaah."
Then and there Queen Elizabeth began screaming, as Jigsaw's assistant said, and had her head hacked off with the saw hidden in the bath tub.
Legend has it that John received a phone call that very moment saying that he would die in 7 days. No one is sure about his whereabouts.
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ReaChaning
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Comment left on: 6/17/10 12:59 AM
hi wats up dude
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FLriano7
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Comment left on: 5/19/10 4:29 PM
Hey! It's been such a long while since we've talked. Haven't been on
this site in forever. How are you doing?
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JayAnthony
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Comment left on: 2/12/10 3:24 PM
pretty good, getting ready for work. and you? how are you? =]
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JayAnthony
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Comment left on: 2/11/10 11:08 PM
hey =]
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flipstight24
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Comment left on: 2/5/10 12:27 AM
im swell. i just got in from a run with my buddies and now im going to
get ready for bed. where were you supposed to go out to tonight?
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flipstight24
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Comment left on: 2/4/10 8:50 PM
thanks for accepting. how are you tonight?
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8Wings
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Comment left on: 1/30/10 7:09 PM
yeah lol if you come to tn come in the spring and summer, its so pretty
during those times ^_^
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8Wings
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Comment left on: 1/30/10 6:59 PM
tennessee is nasty in winter, is may be cool but the place is not
pretty, mud, brown things, and funny little plants that think its ok the
stay green lol, but it makes for nice indoors times
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8Wings
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Comment left on: 1/30/10 6:32 PM
ugh lol would you mind flying me out there lol, i would do anything to
feel warm weather again
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8Wings
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Comment left on: 1/30/10 6:07 PM
lounging lol trying to stay warm >.<
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