Notation: I don't know exactly why I'm here, but I guess I just wanna talk to people. If you friend me, please send a little message along with it. I don't want a list of people who don't talk to me! Kinda defeats the purpose of meeting people here, doesn't it?

Oh, and it's also really annoying when I get fifty billion people telling me that they're "into me anonymously." Suck it up and tell me the normal way instead of hiding. It's not like I'm gonna freak out about it. Yeah, I sometimes am afraid to tell people, but I do when I feel confident.

The name is BJ. I'm a genetically engineered over-sized dwarf (I'm tall, so note the oxymoron) that was an "accident" never intended to walk on this Earth. I am an evil giraffe, and I shall eat more leaves from this tree then perhaps I should, so that other giraffes may die. I'm Kermit the Frog in disguise, the Pimp du Fromage, the Dairy Fairy, and a lifeform born from the sea of information. As a result of my blasphemous birth, my purpose in life has been to see that my own happiness is sacrificed in order for those around me to feel better. I'm a clown; I do stupid things to make people laugh. I love making others laugh, even if it means making an ass out of myself. This is how I've always operated and will continue to operate. This means I can be sporadic and inappropriate. Life is too short to be serious all the time. I'll probably be just as retarded and immature acting when I'm 90, so get used to it now. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

I am the king of corny/retarded jokes. You know, the kind that are so bad you laugh because you can't believe I even said it. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "GUESS" on it...so I said "Hm... Implants?" I think that laughter is probably the best quality in a person. If you can laugh at something stupid, or put up with my idiocy, you win brownie points. In addition to my somewhat retarded demeanor, I also have a somewhat bizarre poetic side to me which comes out in both English and Japanese (with the occasional French version too). The more I become versed in another language, the more I try to use it to say different things.

I'm the listening ear, the loan bitch, the defacto cheese code nazi, computer guru, etc. Here are some stupidly random facts about me: I'm anal retentive about the way my shopping bags are packed. I still have a teddy bear, and I'm not afraid to admit it. It's 23 years old and from my grandma (God rest her soul). I'm entirely too good at beer pong, even when I've had a few to drink.

Contrary to me appearing to be online all the time, I actually have a life outside of my desk, brought about by those who drag me out into the big scary place called the "real world." As a result, I've fallen in love with bouldering, and I've started to make it a hobby. I'm still learning/training, but I love it. I also like taking long bike rides. I also jog five miles every other day, and I do have to say it's quite nice seeing the fall foliage (I was going to say foilage :P)

I love to bake as well as cook. I like to tinker with pre-existing recipes, as well as create my own. I always think everything I create is a failure or tastes like shit despite the praise from everyone around me. I'm planning on working on a culinary degree once I graduate (over time of course, not all at once) to really satisfy my interests. I've been told that my fudge is orgasmic and that I could have any woman in the world... oh well, their loss. :P You wouldn't want to be my roommate though, it's an assured sweet-filled demise (my cookies are like crack!) If you need to hire a chef, give me a shout =)

And to those wondering about the Pimp du Fromage notation as well as the "interest" in cheese, well I'm a Cheese Connoisseur, as dorky as that is. I love cheese and wine, I love talking about cheese. I may as well marry cheese... Well, it'd have to be swiss, it has plenty of hol--... that was a pitiful attempt at a joke. :P



I'm a college super senior, meaning I should have graduated, but instead fraked around in school for a little too long and changed my career pathway several times over (sure, NOW web designers are earning the big bucks). I'm currently a double-major at the University at Buffalo, with a concentration in Linguistics and Japanese. I hope to go to Japan some day. I'm currently polishing my already pathetic Japanese skills in an attempt to make it in the real world either working for the government, or teaching school children English overseas in Japan. I'm accepting donations for the "donate-to-a-poor-college-student" fund in order to make it there. I don't know what the hell I'm going to do when I graduate at the end of the year, but I have several options outlined, many of which have nothing to do with my major. I'd love to do translation work, but that probably won't happen. Remember kids: school loans are evil. I've applied to teach English in Japan via the JET program, so cross your fingers for me kiddies!



I've been single for about two years now. The thought of dating nauseates me somewhat simply because there are very few "true" and "genuine" people out there. Most guys are trying to get into your pants ten minutes after meeting you. I guess you could say I'm a very old-fashioned person when it comes to romance/getting to know people. I can attribute that to being raised around adults who weren't really with the times. Not to mention, being taught what being a gentleman is all about. I'm a cornball romantic, the type that tries/does to do stupid little things at odd little moments. I love to just sit around and cuddle/spoon while watching a movie, the rain falling outside, or to watch the sunset. I've been told that I'm a very kind person and have a big heart. I've heard that numerous times, and I guess it really doesn't mean anything to people anymore. Go figure. As far as I'm concerned, true love no longer exists for me in this life. As emo as that sounds, I'm almost convinced that it's true given the luck I have... haha! I'm not placing much money on finding my one and only on here, but if something happens, nothing wrong with that.

Yes, my profile has entirely too much on it... but if you've made it this far, I guess you have an interest in me. Don't ask why I have banners on here... I was really bored one night and was fooling around with stuff.