i'm a complete internet/blog whore and love finding new artists/b-sides/remixes/Japanese pressing bonus tracks that tickle my fancy.
Films I Like:
american beauty; best in show; usual suspects; airplane!; x2; kinsey; this film is not yet rated; zodiac; deliver us from evil; star wars; street fight; catch me if you can; psycho; basic instinct; y tu mama tambien; thumbsucker; showgirls; the departed; lars and the real girl
Literature I Like:
dry (augusten burroughs)
middlesex (jeffrey eugenides)
this book will save your life (a.m. homes)
without conscience (robert hare)
nys search & seizure (barry kamins)
TV Shows I Like:
south park; daily show; bbc-a world news; family guy; family guy; family guy; the closer; the office [bbc's!]; project runway; the wire; golden girls; roseanne; the soup; graham norton
I don't take myself seriously and will be the first to laugh at my own stupidity. I tease people that I like. I need to be honest and forthright if for no other reason than my memory is far too poor for me to successfully lie. I'm a nice, caring guy but also a sarcastic prick - particularly when I'm being racist. Sometimes I think I like music too much. I'm well-educated and mature but (?) have the mouth of a sailor. I absolutely love dogs and will ignore humans in the presence of virtually any canine. I tend to write grammatically-correct text messages. I love to go out but can very much enjoy staying in (Trivial Pursuit anyone?). I don't have a gym body (or hell, even a membership) and don't need/expect it of my mate. I've started muting the commercials while I watch TV; it makes me feel geriatric, but that's okay. And to the depressingly-large number of douche bags on this site: I'm not sure which is more vile: the ignorance required to label oneself as "straight-acting" or the homophobia necessary to be proud of it.
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Physically, I generally go for guys with average/thick/stocky/"natural" builds but nothing's really set in stone; long hair and drugs are absolute deal-breakers, however. Anyone that's got beautiful eyes and can make me laugh is doing great by my book. Don't take yourself too seriously (because god knows you're not that important) and don't throw faux gang signs in your photos, white boy, because it makes you look like a douche bag.
"I wish I could put your love in a locket / 'cause you're hotter than a Hot Pocket."
"He's the kind of guy you just love to hate until he's inside of you."
"Ugh, if that's your idea of a joke, you must write for Leno."
As part of that 99% of yr DList friends whom you've never before, and rarely talk to, I decided just now to buck the trend and say hello. Hello! I was in Brooklyn most of the weekend; can't believe you didn't find me ;-)
"My body is a sacred place, for holy stuff like Capri Sun juices, Lunchable Chicken Dunks, and Slim Jims (I like to snap into them!). The one thing that won't EVER go into my body? Girl slime!"
i actually just got a virus on my safari for the first time in my life. i blame those damn mac vs pc commercials. but i took care of it. firefox blows.